Dating a Married Man

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:22 pm

I have two girlfriends, we are all Virgo's. But I have to say, we are NOTHING alike.

Both date married men.

I have a problem with this. I know one of the wives personnally, so it is a real crazy situation.

My problem is - women like them make it hard for women like me. How so? Well, their boyfriends (the married men) have TRIED to talk to me!

Obviously thinking that birds of a feather flock together.

Each instance, I have told them to GO DIRECTLY TO HELL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT EVEN COLLECT $200!!!

I do not care what the deal is, there is no way in the entire UNIVERSE that I would date a married man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am advocate against adultery, but for real? I have respect for MYSELF far too much to come and let some man lay up with me, then leave in the middle of the night to go and be with his wife.

HELL to the NAW! I am not having that!

I ask my girlfriend, how can she put up with that? Her answer is that he spends as much time with her as he can and he buys her things, like jewelry and designer purses.

I am like WHAT!

You are selling your soul to the devil for that cheap shit?????

My other girlfriend, her married guy comes over ALL of the time, she shuts it down to be with him. No phone calls, no going out, no kids in the house, no nothing. Just her and the adulterer. But he does not BUY her jack shit and he does NOTHING for her, at all - but eat up all of her food, drink up all of her liquor and stank up her booty. He does not even leave a few dollars on the bed for her to buy a washcloth and soap to wash her ass with! But he loves her dirty drawers, at least that's what she says.

I told her, the last time I checked - LOVE did not pay the rent, buy groceries, or none of that shit. So what the hell is her problem??? And when she goes before the Judgement Seat of GOD, she will not be excused as a participant in adultery, becuase he loved her. That broad is crazy. I told her she should just go on and be a hooker, at least they get PAID!

What is wrong with these broads?????

Also, these hookers have been hating on me something fierce, because I have a decent man who does right by me. and it is evident. Those chicks are GREEN with jealousy. They be making comments like - "You do not know what he is doing in another state" and "If I were you, I would have me a man he in LA also, he would never know".

I am sorry, I am just not scandoulous like that. Not even when I was so-called pimping.

Sometimes, I want to cuss these broads out and not kick it with them no more.

How can I tell them that I do not agree with their lifestyle and to quit throwing salt at my relationship, TACTIFULLY. Mind you, I have been trying really hard to be a nicer person, so me cussing them out and kicking their ass if they say or look crazy, is out of the question, right?

Post by **hellifiknow** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:04 pm

tis2flyyy,
tactifully is when you cozy up to your girls boyfriends long enough to get their wives phone numbers and then drop a dime on their cheating ass.

but you broke my heart when you said you wouldn't date a married man, looks like I better schedule a "accident" for you know who...;p

Post by **JTF** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:43 pm

tis2flyyy,

I applaud you.

It isn't easy for a woman to realize that it's not men's fault. Women like your friends prey on us, and many of us are too damn stupid to know what we're doing. I know, and you know that it doesn't take much to make a dick hard... I woke up the other day and was harder than I've been since about 1987, and I wasn't even dreaming about fucking! The bitch of that was that my bladder was screaming for relief, and you can't piss when your dick is saluting the north star!!! Even if you could trick it, that would just be wrong because as dumb as a man is, a man's dick is even dumber... I'd probably be ready to fuck one of your ho-ass friends and my dick would suddenly remember that trick I taught it (kinda like when you tell your dog to roll over and he just tries to give you paw!)

Wait... what the fuck was we talking about? Oh yeah. Your friends! Do these bitches look good at least? Cuz if they look like a cross between Nell Carter and Leon Spinks, and these MF's are married to Halle-lookin' womens then they need an optometrist and a psychologist! You fuck UP, not down! That's why they call it fucking up in the first place!!!

A good rule on cheating... Only cheat if she is someone you would be able to say "Yeah baby, but look at her!"

Post by **tamra** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:45 pm

JTF,

yeah, and that's the last thing his ass hears after "yeah baby, but look at her". esp. if his ass said that shit in a kitchen. a woman will find a way to kill your ass w/a blender if she has to. it's called making an example out of your ass for saying dumb shit.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:13 pm

hellifiknow,

You are the sweetest Bro ever!
Can't date you, that would be committing incest!

So, leave my man alone! NO ACCIDENTS!!!

Yeah, on the wives phone # tip. I am going to do that shit! Wait and see! Then, I am gonna come on here and tell ya'll about it!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:22 pm

JTF,
[/i]I woke up the other day and was harder than I've been since about 1987, and I wasn't even dreaming about fucking! [/i]

Now! That one, had me rolling!

Thanks! But check it, these broads are fine! I am for real, but both of them are very beautiful women. I am not a hater, so I am telling you the truth! They are 48 and 55 years old, though.....maybe that is why they date married guys...hard to find men that age that are unattached!

But tell me, how do men do it-----screw one broad, then go to the next broad in the next minute...skinning and grinning all up in their face?

DAMN, I hate that shit.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:31 pm

tamra,

True Dat!

One time, some dude I was "dating", came over to my house to break up with me. I was 19 years old, he was 27. Reason for the break-up? He told me he was in love with a white woman and that she was a freak-a-leek in bed.

I cussed his triflin' ass out! Then he got his man all up after I threatened him and the girl and said to me "Watch your back".

I said "Watch my back, huh? Nucca, you need to watch your front!" Then I cracked him in the forehead with a glass ashtray that was sitting on the coffee table nearby.

He needed 7 stitches.

So, I know about turning household objects into weapons!!!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:47 pm

tamra,
BTW, you total # of posts, is also the year I was born. Playthat shit in the LOTTO.... I just did! Because I notice shit like that.

Weird huh?

Post by **Murphdogg** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:10 pm

tis2flyyy, to sum up JTF's post "a stiff dick has no concious". I think that's true when your younger, I turned down hoo hoo at a show last night, partly because of morals, and partly because I'm too damned lazy to go buy a condom, get a hotel, talk to them, stroke their guts for 45 seconds and then make excuses for the next 45...

Post by **hellifiknow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:06 pm

tis2flyyy,

I love you too sis!

and theres no way I'd try to hook your honey up with an accident because I'm allergic to ass whoopins. ;p

I meant for my wife to have the accident...since she's a crossing guard on a very busy street I'm going to paint over the stop sign she holds up and write in "go real fast" and see if that works.