Ok Let's shake things up.

[walrusjk]

Anyone ever walked around knowing they needed to wipe their ass? I have. Thought I did a good wipe job after using the toilet. 15 minutes later I feel an uncomfortable itch and go "Oh shit. Need to do an encore wipe." Funny I always analyse it too. Staring at the peice of tissue and thinking to myself..."That's a pretty good color. No signs of any health problems." Then I flush, wash my hands and go out the washroom like nothing happened.

[Murphdogg]

walrusjk, are you channeling the spirrit of the great Red Foxx? "wash yo' ass"