1st snap of the year...

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Re: 1st snap of the year...

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Mister Gee,

had to throw this one up before I forgot it. this one broke out after a get together yesterday:

yo momma so ridiculous she took an All You Can Eat case all the way to the Supreme Court

don't remember what happened after that snap because somebody threw a chair in the air and a riot broke out :lol:
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2006 is drawing to a close, it's been good for some, its been bad for some. 2007 should be interesting, look out for september, some of you may be saying "hi" to a new brother or sister.....

......Because tonite.. I'm fuckin' EVERYBODY's Momma!!!

(should old acquintance be forgot......)

Peace gee B-):lol:B-):lol:B-):lol:B-):lol:B-):lol:
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Mister Gee,

:lol: :lol: problem is how u gonna get past ur momma to do anything?? 8-o u know she's blocking access to several countries right now. the people are crying for their freedom.
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Mister Gee, you did ALL of our mothers? That must took all of 45 seconds.
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Murphdogg,

Actually it took longer than I thought, (whew!) Some of your mothers occupy different time-zones, I had to stop and refuel a couple of times to do the job effectively!

Peace gee
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Mister Gee,
Moms says that little dick of yours was cute but left her unsatified! something about it was like fucking a smurf tiny and left her feeling blue.
Behind every beautiful thing there is some kind of pain - Bob Dylan
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abnormalandbitchy, that doesn't mean he's little, even a Clydesdale looks small when he's walking into the grand canyon.
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Murphdogg,
:lol: Damn i see you visited mom to Damn i knew she was cheap and easy but damn now you too..looks around and repeats to the whole board "Are you my daddy?"

(did i mention i dont get along with my mom have at her!)
Behind every beautiful thing there is some kind of pain - Bob Dylan
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Mister Gee,
Ya mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!! LOL
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bigtech,
yo momma so fat she went to the fat farm they had to make it a ranch :lol:
Behind every beautiful thing there is some kind of pain - Bob Dylan
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