1st snap of the year...

Post by **Mister Gee** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:33 pm

Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts!!!

Peace gee

Post by **tamra** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:55 pm

Mister Gee,

Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:23 pm

Mister Gee,
Ya' Momma so ugly , people start complimenting her on her halloween mask ,in june ....

Post by **Mister Gee** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:58 am

All of you fools,

Sheet, the only reason tricks go down on yo momma is because her pussy's got less hair than her face!

(gooney goo-goo)

Peace gee

Post by **tamra** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:35 am

Mister Gee,

ooooooh DAMN

but yo mama so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she called Domino's and asked the judge if he wanted extra cheese.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:41 pm

tamra,

Ya'll crazy!!!!!

I do not know "Yo Momma" jokes,
so I will say....tell all of Yo'Momma's "THANK YOU for having me MOM" as Big T says that I am a POSITOVE addition to the RP.cpm site!

to all of you for making me laugh so hard I had tears in my eaye and piss in my panties!!!

Post by **Mister Gee** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:52 pm

tis2flyyy,

Thats a real nice statement T and I can feel the love all the way here in London. it's a pity that tamra's momma's so broke that if you paid her a compliment she'd worry about it affecting her welfare!

Peace gee :p

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:33 am

Mister Gee,

oooh you wrong for that. you know how sensitive my mama is about her benefits.

but speaking of welfare, I heard yo mama went into a grocery store w/a rubber stamp marked "Food" and tried to walk out w/all the food she stamped. talking about she's using her Food Stamps.

yo daddy tried to bail her out, but your mama's Bail stamp didn't work either.

damn, sad situation.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:46 pm

tamra, Mister Gee

I am gonna hace to learn some of these jokes and join ya'll. You all had me ROLLIN!

Much Love
Big T

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:23 pm

tis2flyyy,

I'm just used to this. I just make 'em up from what Mr. Gee or someone says last, or some I remember from a long time ago when we used to sit around and diss because we were too young and broke to go anywhere.