WHAT DO YOR MAMA & THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH SWALLOW A LOT OF SEAMEN.
YEH NIGGA WHAT????
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BOINGO BINGO
HEY BINGO,
WHAT DO YOR MAMA & THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH SWALLOW A LOT OF SEAMEN.
YEH NIGGA WHAT????
WHAT DO YOR MAMA & THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH SWALLOW A LOT OF SEAMEN.
YEH NIGGA WHAT????
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LIGHTSKIN523,
2 whales were swimming along one day. The male whale notices a ship and recognizes that it is the ship that harpooned his father.
He says to the female whale "We gotta kill them, they kidded my father!"
She says "OK, what do you wanna do?"
"We'll swim underneath the ship and both push as much air as possible out our blowholes. That'll capsize the ship and drown thos bastards!"
So they do it and the boat capsizes, but the sailors are swimming away...
"We can't let them get away! Here's what we'll do: We'll just swim along, open our mouths, and eat 'em whole...
To that the female replied: "No way baby. I went along with the blowjob, but I don't swallow no seamen!"
2 whales were swimming along one day. The male whale notices a ship and recognizes that it is the ship that harpooned his father.
He says to the female whale "We gotta kill them, they kidded my father!"
She says "OK, what do you wanna do?"
"We'll swim underneath the ship and both push as much air as possible out our blowholes. That'll capsize the ship and drown thos bastards!"
So they do it and the boat capsizes, but the sailors are swimming away...
"We can't let them get away! Here's what we'll do: We'll just swim along, open our mouths, and eat 'em whole...
To that the female replied: "No way baby. I went along with the blowjob, but I don't swallow no seamen!"
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LIGHTSKIN523,
Since Bingo ain't here right now, I got his back...
(this ain't an original joke, but the names have been changed to have fun with a light-skinned lady from Detroit)
Karen walks into her doctor's office to have an ultrasound.
The doctor told her she would be having a baby girl. He then asked her if she'd chosen a name yet?
Karen promptly answered, "her name gone be Shenequa".
He asked her, "Do you have any other children?"
She said, "I got 5 beautiful daughters and they names is Shenequa too".
At this point the doctor said, "How do you call them home for dinner?".
She replied, "oh that's no problem, I just go to the front door and yell, Shenequa, supper ready" and they all come running.
He then asked, "Well, what about if you are going somewhere?"
She said that's easy too, I just yell, "Shenequa I'm about to leave yo ass," and they all come running real fast then.
Still a little confused, he questioned her again, "but what if you only want to speak to one of them?"
I just call them by they last name.
Since Bingo ain't here right now, I got his back...
(this ain't an original joke, but the names have been changed to have fun with a light-skinned lady from Detroit)
Karen walks into her doctor's office to have an ultrasound.
The doctor told her she would be having a baby girl. He then asked her if she'd chosen a name yet?
Karen promptly answered, "her name gone be Shenequa".
He asked her, "Do you have any other children?"
She said, "I got 5 beautiful daughters and they names is Shenequa too".
At this point the doctor said, "How do you call them home for dinner?".
She replied, "oh that's no problem, I just go to the front door and yell, Shenequa, supper ready" and they all come running.
He then asked, "Well, what about if you are going somewhere?"
She said that's easy too, I just yell, "Shenequa I'm about to leave yo ass," and they all come running real fast then.
Still a little confused, he questioned her again, "but what if you only want to speak to one of them?"
I just call them by they last name.
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JTF,
WESTSIDE BABY. OUTER DRIVE. YEH WE ARE DOING WELL KEEPING THE MURDER RATE UP. I THINK WE ARE STILL NUMBER 1!
WESTSIDE BABY. OUTER DRIVE. YEH WE ARE DOING WELL KEEPING THE MURDER RATE UP. I THINK WE ARE STILL NUMBER 1!
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LIGHTSKIN523,
Westside here too, Schoolcraft!
What's bigger, Kilpatrick's waistline or his ego?
Westside here too, Schoolcraft!
What's bigger, Kilpatrick's waistline or his ego?
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JTF,lIGHTSKIN!
fUNNY FUCKIN SHIT UP HERE!!!
fUNNY FUCKIN SHIT UP HERE!!!
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Jennifer,
Who me? Naa, I really ain't funny. I try to make a joke to my woman and she just says "I don't get it." I use a tried and true method of comedy, retelling funny shit other people came up with, then people laugh.
The shit I come up with on my own is scary to other people. Kinda like Michael O'Donoghue...
Who me? Naa, I really ain't funny. I try to make a joke to my woman and she just says "I don't get it." I use a tried and true method of comedy, retelling funny shit other people came up with, then people laugh.
The shit I come up with on my own is scary to other people. Kinda like Michael O'Donoghue...
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JTF,
WELL SINCE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, KEEP YOR FUCKED UP JOKES 2 YORSELF & JUST KEEP USING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT. LOL
WELL SINCE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, KEEP YOR FUCKED UP JOKES 2 YORSELF & JUST KEEP USING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT. LOL
