What is your favorite Story or Joke as told by Richard Pryor

Post by **Mentagasm** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:29 am

There are so many, but I think that one of my favorite Jokes is the one he tells about the (check spelling) Malmuke dogs he had, and the lil mini horse and the squirrel monkeys. I won't retell it, you all know how it goes. Also, i like the story the stories that Mudbone would tell, in particular when he was in prison with the jumpin crabs and the cologne and ("Chocolate blow on em, my nuts is on fire!") the hard toilet bowl water. I know I am not doing these any justice, but I am sure you all remember.
I know everyone has a dream of meeting Richard, but if that never comes to pass for me, thanks for some wonderful "holdin my belly, ab muscle hurtin, tryin to come up for air laughs."

By the way, Jennifer...you are the shit! You be regulating cats on this site, making sure that they facts is cormuthafuckinrect and all that. This is one banger of a website. I like it here.
peace

Post by **ClarkWashington** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:38 am

Nice post. And if there's a guy on this site that's not in love with Jennifer, they ain't right.

As for my favorite story/joke, that's a tough one. I always get a kick out of his discussion about being sensitive about sex....

"Well bitch your gonna cum this evenin'!!! Believe that shit!!!!"

"I fuck 8, 9 hours jack"
"You a lyin' motherfucker!!! I can do about 3 minutes of serious fuckin'. Then I need 8 hours of sleep and a bowl of Wheaties."

"Just let it stay heavy if not hard!!!"

I could go on and on...what a genius.

Post by **Mentagasm** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:19 am

ClarkWashington,

oh, i forgot about that one....

yeah, i hear you. See even Richard knows how hard it is for women to come. LOL Having broads hummin loud "WE ARE NOT ALONE" and shit!!

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:48 pm

ClarkWashington,

"Just let it stay heavy if not hard!!!" -classic

Mentalgasm,
Is that as in a "mental orgasm"?

Post by **NickFlanagan** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:58 pm

"that's called recycling"

Website · Post by **bountyhunterseven** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:19 pm

sorry guys, but by far the best is mudbone's story that ends with..."..yeah, and it's deep, too!!"

Post by **Mentagasm** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:04 pm

bingolong,
why yes, it was a poem written by my boy and the name just stuck. i also like when he said to the ladies, "if you think you got bad pussy, see me after the show!"

Post by **gypsy36** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:55 am

There are just way too many to choose from, but there was one I was telling my husband about the other day. I can't believe he never saw this because it was so classic. Although, I haven't seen it in awhile so I might not have the exact details down.

Goes something like this: Richard tells a story about a little kid who runs through the house and knocks over a lamp (vase?) and breaks it. When his parents question him about it, he tries to bullshit his way out of it. Rich does his impression of the kid, and it is pure genius. Man, just watching Richard do that skit it was like he "was" the little boy for a few moments.

I'm trying to find a DVD, video, anything with that skit on it so I can show my husband. Anyone know where I can find it??

Also, I just saw the top comedians special on comedy central. Like we didn't know RP was going to be #1. I also have to agree with Richard Lewis about the cap gun-mafia skit. That one is too fucking funny!

gypsy36

Post by **ClarkWashington** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:55 am

When he talks about Jim Brown coming to the door and asking "Wanna go roller skatin'?" I lose it EVERY time. Something about it just cracks me up.

Post by **blumustard** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:22 am

Favorite rap,
Lsd Rap..with 2001.
Army Rap..with white guy singin marchin song.(without rythem).
Being burnt up in hospital & freebase rap.(with Jim Brown)(I cry more when i hear it..The laughing in the audience is weird..caus it's so sad and you feel the pain.