A Motherfuckin Genius!!
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
JTF,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
JTF,
Hey swimmers and runners are different. They are the athlete. Horse racing all the Jockey does is have his little whip. The horse does the work.
And hey I do cry sometimes when I change the oil in my truck. It's like the truck being reborn and you know that you are responsible for it.
Hey swimmers and runners are different. They are the athlete. Horse racing all the Jockey does is have his little whip. The horse does the work.
And hey I do cry sometimes when I change the oil in my truck. It's like the truck being reborn and you know that you are responsible for it.
Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
nascar83zp,
I feel sorry for the people back in Michigan. I was once one of you, enslaved by a piece of metal, plastic and rubber. If someone scratches it in a parking lot you are ready to take their life. Without it, you feel helpless...
I no longer own a vehicle. I am free from the constraints of "Where did I park?" Free from worrying about the possibility that someone could break into it. Free from having to purchase gas. Free from insurance companies. Free from doing all of the shit that automobiles require. I now have a life, and if I never had to get into a car again I wouldn't care!
Sorry to hear about your dependency on your truck. Remember, 20 years from now it'll be a pile of junk!
By the way, when I am forced to drive (like when I visit Detroit) I am the asshole doing 5 miles under the speed limit that really pisses you off. Guess what? I do it partially [/i]because[/i] it gets you so pissed you look like you're gonna have a stroke!!!
I feel sorry for the people back in Michigan. I was once one of you, enslaved by a piece of metal, plastic and rubber. If someone scratches it in a parking lot you are ready to take their life. Without it, you feel helpless...
I no longer own a vehicle. I am free from the constraints of "Where did I park?" Free from worrying about the possibility that someone could break into it. Free from having to purchase gas. Free from insurance companies. Free from doing all of the shit that automobiles require. I now have a life, and if I never had to get into a car again I wouldn't care!
Sorry to hear about your dependency on your truck. Remember, 20 years from now it'll be a pile of junk!
By the way, when I am forced to drive (like when I visit Detroit) I am the asshole doing 5 miles under the speed limit that really pisses you off. Guess what? I do it partially [/i]because[/i] it gets you so pissed you look like you're gonna have a stroke!!!
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
JTF,
Yes I love my truck. And yes I do get mad when I pay $36,000 for my brand new 2003 ford f-150 and some asshole in a beater comes along and kicks their door open and dings my truck. Yes I love my truck. I also love going 100 MPH on a two track road in the middle of the woods while driving through mud holes and hills.
Oh and just so you know, we here in the detroit area have brush gaurds on our trucks for a reason, to push the assholes like you who go 5 miles under the speed limit off the road. Happy Motoring next time you visit.
Yes I love my truck. And yes I do get mad when I pay $36,000 for my brand new 2003 ford f-150 and some asshole in a beater comes along and kicks their door open and dings my truck. Yes I love my truck. I also love going 100 MPH on a two track road in the middle of the woods while driving through mud holes and hills.
Oh and just so you know, we here in the detroit area have brush gaurds on our trucks for a reason, to push the assholes like you who go 5 miles under the speed limit off the road. Happy Motoring next time you visit.
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
astonamous,
No I cont say that I have ever seen a wild horse in the wild. All we have alround me that are wild are cows. But yeah I like drag racing to. I like all forms of vehicle racing.
No I cont say that I have ever seen a wild horse in the wild. All we have alround me that are wild are cows. But yeah I like drag racing to. I like all forms of vehicle racing.
Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
nascar83zp,
Calm down... I see the mere mention of an acorn dropping on your hood is enough! Maybe next time I'm in Detroit I'll look you up, and make sure I drive around right in front of you with one of those gravel trucks that leaks.
BTW, How much you pay for gas? ;p
Calm down... I see the mere mention of an acorn dropping on your hood is enough! Maybe next time I'm in Detroit I'll look you up, and make sure I drive around right in front of you with one of those gravel trucks that leaks. BTW, How much you pay for gas? ;p
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
JTF,
You see you have no idea what it is like to drive where I live. You live in a major city and takes you an hour to go a mile whereas I can go a mile in 45 seconds. I dont have the bumper to bumper traffic that you have in New york. Hell even in the middle of Detroit our streets flow nicly. And like I said before. anybody who pays $36,000 for a truck would get a little mad if their car got hit. And if you wouldnt get mad, you have a problem.
You see you have no idea what it is like to drive where I live. You live in a major city and takes you an hour to go a mile whereas I can go a mile in 45 seconds. I dont have the bumper to bumper traffic that you have in New york. Hell even in the middle of Detroit our streets flow nicly. And like I said before. anybody who pays $36,000 for a truck would get a little mad if their car got hit. And if you wouldnt get mad, you have a problem.
Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
nascar83zp,
See, I do know what it's like where you live. I grew up there. I don't have to drive 5 miles to go to a blockbuster video. I don't have to get in a car drunk just to get home from a bar (they close at 4am here.) And I don't have to fill up a gas tank at all, let alone at a place that could be funding terrorists!
By the way. $36,000 for a truck? Look out, I think some pigeons are flying over it right now!
See, I do know what it's like where you live. I grew up there. I don't have to drive 5 miles to go to a blockbuster video. I don't have to get in a car drunk just to get home from a bar (they close at 4am here.) And I don't have to fill up a gas tank at all, let alone at a place that could be funding terrorists!
By the way. $36,000 for a truck? Look out, I think some pigeons are flying over it right now!
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Re: A Motherfuckin Genius!!
JTF,
Soory man we dont have pigeons around here. Also I live 1/4 mile from blockbuster and why drink at a bar when you can have fun at a friends house and crash there. Oh and just so you know, Gas stations arn't the only one to fund terrorists. Lets see there are, 7-11's, Subway trains, Oh and starbucks has now been found funding terroists. Thoose coffee beans from Columbia fund a lot.
Soory man we dont have pigeons around here. Also I live 1/4 mile from blockbuster and why drink at a bar when you can have fun at a friends house and crash there. Oh and just so you know, Gas stations arn't the only one to fund terrorists. Lets see there are, 7-11's, Subway trains, Oh and starbucks has now been found funding terroists. Thoose coffee beans from Columbia fund a lot.
