I know Eric Benet is hitting some good shit

[tamra]

jermainebailey,

but they're not checking out the pus-say before marriage? is it going bad or something? does pus-say now have an expiration date? explain that one to me?

and didn't Wesley beat her? was the pus-say THAT bad? *scratching head*

ok we need to get all these mofo's on Oprah at once and break it down. what WAS the problem?

because out of all the guys, 3 of them also have serious issues. don't know nuffin about Christopher Williams w/his fine ass. although he can't get it. for some reason just not my type, not that I'm his either

[Appaloosa]

tamra,
i think i seen Halle Berry husband on some infomercial show about acne face washing cream ....an he looked like a run around punk then.....i dont know why she falls for purty boys who like to run around......i mean all he wanted was to have her at home an get the other girls cause they knew they was effin over her.....an he knew he could cause he knew they would.....thats how human nature works...

[bingolong]

jermainebailey,
What the hell.....where is your sense of EGO man!!!!? I would have hit that just for the bragging rights!!! I need to see the pics man ...I don't care if she can't act that night that broad would have been acting like Spider Man the wyay I would have had her climbing walls!!! Man them pics better have you grabbing some ass or sucking the left tittie dog for real!!!!

Back in the day there was this homeboy I knew named Count Bass D who put out an album called "T-Boz Tried To Talk To Me".... song was dope but if that had happened to me the song would been called "T-Boz just got a Piece from me and she Will Never Make the Mistake of Getting with Mack 10 cause all she wants is some of that BINGOLONG"


....and speaking of West Coast rappers...

[bingolong]

tis2flyyy and tamra,
.... NATE DOGG? I mean I can't see that but I guess thats why I am a man.....

But back to Halle....she a bitch cause she ain't been getting none on the regular....tell her to holla at me when I hit Cali....I'll tap that booty so good she will be hearing good out of both ears when I get thru!!!








Pray for me.....

[tamra]

bingolong,

Nate Dogg is sexier than Biz Markie for sure, but Snoop can get it.

but LMFAO @ Lisa Raye and T-Boz. that's true, because I don't know of too many men who'd turn either down. hell even Bill Gates would probably say, "cancel my meetings, I have a serious booty call to attend to, and if anybody got a problem w/that, you're fired and your ass is gay".

[tamra]

Appaloosa,

an infomercial? but the boy does look kind of soft and looks like he would take longer than a woman to get ready.

[Appaloosa]

tamra,
yeah you dint know that Halle Berry used that acne stuff an had a bad acne problem an so did her husband .......? ....anyway she was on an infomercial an i seen her husband an yeah he looked to soft an girly like....but you can see he was the kind to run around an get anything he can .....i mean i can do things but not just anything or anyone to up the count yanno

[robfharris]

bingolong,
YOU CRAZY!!!! But I feel you, T-Boz is one of my all time queens.
note to the ladies: a good way to tell the man you are about to marry will not be a caring nurturing husband... THE NIGGAZ NAMED AFTER A GUN!!!!

Now to LisaRaye. I would have called my girl from the hotel room and told her:
"Hey baby.
Actually I'm doing GREAT!!! REALLY REALLY GREAT!!!
Thanks for asking. Well that's why I'm calling you, just wanted to let you know I'm about to go balls deep into LisaRaye. No I'm not trying to break up with you... I'm not bragging either you gotta understand. It's not like she wants to marry me, calm down.
Hey if you bumped into Boris Kodjoe at the mall and dude wanted bump into you several more times repeatedly during the course of the night, that would be a situation I would just have to handle, and everytime you told the story at a dinner party about the time you cheated on me with Boris Kodjoe, I would sit there quietly like I've come to peace with it in MY mind.
Well, I would think you would be flattered that Diamond from 'The Player's Club' REALLY approves of your taste in men. Everytime your mother says to you she doesn't think I'm the good of a man. You can look at your mother and say 'well the well respected actress LisaRaye would not agree with your opinion mother.'
Look baby, I got to go do this. I'm gonna try and make this lady a 'reference'. I'll see you in the morning, you want me to bring you an Egg McMuffin when I get in??? Sausage biscuit???
Hey I gotta go... LisaRaye is naked and sucking her fingers. BYE!"

[tis2flyyy]

bingolong,


Climbing the walls like Spiderman??? HAHAHHAHAHA, LMBFAO

Yo' azz is sho' nuff crazy!

But I believe you though, with a name like Bingolong, I know that shit is true.

But Jermainebaily, yo ass is LYING. IF Lisa Raye hollered at you, then so did Denzel holla at me! & I turned his azz down - trying to respect his wife...& I HAVE PICTURES, too, to prove it!!!!!

Man, you are all crazy on this site...

& Tamra, Snoop can get it here, too, gorl...but of I wanted one of them rapper dudes in my bed, it would DEFINITELY be....BEANIE SEGAL!!! ewwwww! Just Joking, well then what about 50-Cents---HEll Naw!! What about the GAME? I would be child molesting then....well, back to Nate DOGG - yeahhhh, now he can get some of this,
for real....

What about Bingolong - HELL YEAS! (as in how Morris Day says it!) Baby, what's your phone # & Get it up!

[tis2flyyy]

robfharris,


Even though that call was all flowery and shit, I do not think you would have had a girl the next day.

But if your girl was me....I would have been there...massaging your ballz or something...like robbing her handbag and taking her jewelry SHiT, I am a GOLD DIGGA 1st, LOVE or jealousy ain't got SHIT to do with it!...if my man is getting some extra coochie on the side, as long as it is RICH coochie, then I am like NO PROLEM-----fine wit' me! (a) as long as I am getting PAID and (b) better her coochie get the milelge than mines!!!

But I still love you boo.....now, who is the playa, for real?

Tell me: