Thank you Richard for making my life better on many occasions. I have never laughed so hard in my life as I do when I hear you and it doesnt matter how many times I hear the same routines, I still piss myself.
"I wants my daughter to get an education, and nots the kind you wants to give her!"
I could do at least 30 minutes of your stuff easlily form memory just like Eddie Murphy used to do for his act when he first started. He just did your act and why not, there is no better material.
I saw you at the Circle Star on your very last tour and it was a dream come true.
You are the Greatist of ALL TIME!! Thank you for talkin shit all these years and dont stop now you funny muthfucka!
"Why do you guys hold your things?"
Well, we may have taken everything else but no one can take your talent or the mark you have made here.
"Bigger than a peanut", right?
And dont stop fuckin Rich!
Just remember, "FUCK IT, I 'll be the bitch and YOU get on top"!
You da man.
$1.50 worth of cocaine
Moderators: bingolong, Jennifer, tamra
Forum rules
Spam is not allowed. All spammers will be blocked and reported to appropriate agencies.
Spam is not allowed. All spammers will be blocked and reported to appropriate agencies.
