I am Them Bones...

Post by **Them-Bones** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:38 pm

Jennifer,

Awww... Thanks. I'd blush if only I could.

Them Bones

Post by **smjmcomic** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:39 pm

Them-Bones,

I want to see your act!

Post by **Jennifer** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:32 pm

them bones:
SMJM: me too-let's go! Are you performing anywhere?

Post by **Vee** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:45 pm

Them-Bones,

Them bones-them bones-them bitchy bones
Them bones-them bones them bitchy bones
Then bones-them bones them bitchey bones...
Welcome to this sii-ite!
(sing it to the rythym of the dog commercial and it's all very cute!!!)

You are so funny.

Vee

Post by **smjmcomic** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:56 pm

Jennifer,

I'm so game!

Post by **SweetLuchia** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:19 pm

Them-Bones,

Hello and WELCOME to the MOST truthful, loving site on the net

I'm also a comic so I know how difficult it can be but the laughs you get make it ALL worth it don't they?
I've found a huge amount of support here and I'm sure you will too

It's great to have someone so enthusiastic about the craft

Post by **Them-Bones** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:48 pm

Jennifer and SMJM,

I've not got any booked gigs at the moment, my height may be a hinderance for me as I'm only around 2 1/2" tall.

My last gig, though I've made the rounds over the years, was at a place called "The Bone Yard". It was an outdoor gig with lawn seating. There were a bunch of evenly-spaced back rests of all shapes and sizes made out of everything from sandstone too marble for the audience to rest up against. There were also some hazards to watch out for, such as freshly dug 6 foot deep holes called plots that you could fall into if you weren't careful.

The crowd was pretty dead and didn't dig a lot of my material but I had a good time!

Them Bones

Post by **Them-Bones** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:11 pm

Vee,

That's a catchy tune! I'm tapping my bare heels while I hum it.

I really like the song "Them Bones" by Alice in Chains off of their 1992 Columbia release 'Dirt'. "I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones..."

It's got some great lines in it like "Some say we're born into the grave..."

It just feels so autobiographical to me.

Them Bones

Post by **Them-Bones** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:18 pm

SweetLuchia,

Thank you so much! I am quite small but I have a huge heart and a lot of soul, if only in spirit.

Them Bones

Post by **Jennifer** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:17 pm

Them-Bones,
YOu have all us girls-and boys to talk to here little man-come on out of that cemetery-I once fucked someone in a cemetary in Tobego in the Grenedines-and they were some ghosts hanging out there but it was good sex!(Before I remarried my husband)!!!Of course! :p