Why you shouldn't take alcohol rectally...

Post by **JTF** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:51 pm

"Honey... I can't drink my sherry with this sore throat. What can I do?"

"Well, I could jam a bottle or two up your ass and fill your colon with delicious alcohol..."

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http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mp ... an/3021400 - Wife accused of giving man lethal sherry enema'

ANGLETON - Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, causing his blood alcohol level to surge to 0.47 percent - almost six times the legal intoxication limit.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her late husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death in May.

Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.

Turner said police think she gave him at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema on May 21. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5 liter bottles."

She told police that she later found him dead in his bed. Turner said she admitted giving him the sherry, but not of causing his death.

Tammy Warner surrendered to Lake Jackson police Monday and was released on $30,000 bond.

Post by **chevyt454** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:07 am

She probably wanted to see if he could fart flames

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:25 pm

JTF,

I guess this redefines the term "Drunk Asshole"

Post by **Appaloosa** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:15 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,
wow that actually made me laugh....out loud....good one

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:30 am

Appaloosa,

Thanks, I got asshole jokes for days...

Post by **Appaloosa** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,
well I dont know about your other jokes but that one was funny....I usually dont laugh at anything....it's not that I am unfunny....it's just that I dont find things funny usually