You know, it ain't easy being half-German and half-Black. I grew up eating the weirdest mix of food, like bratwurst and black-eyed peas with fatback, Hello! Being not fully white or black is very funny to me. Like when some comedians talk about the differences between blacks and whites. Either way I'm like,"Hey man, kiss my black.... just kiss my ass, pal." Sometimes I speak very eloquently, other times I use more ebonic language such as "Ain't this a mutha fuckin' bitch," as I did when realizing my confusing heritage. I like hip-hop and I know I had a Nirvana cd somewhere....
It's great because I'm never really that much out of place in any setting. Drive a '83 Buick "Deuce and a Quarter" and a loud ass Harley. I'll drink a Heineken or a good 'ol redneck Miller lite. I can say Nigger or Honkey all the fuck I want, cause I'm both damnit!!! Can't dance but I'll throw down some spades, though. Oh, gotta go, Hockey's on and my chicken gizzards are about to burn........
Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
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Re: Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
Jermane S,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
Jerman
hello.....the name of your post was funny in itself....you should be a stand up.......thats funny stuff....
hello.....the name of your post was funny in itself....you should be a stand up.......thats funny stuff....
Re: Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
the real and unique things about us make us funny..like the fact that I'm hung like some kind of dislexic donkey is used all the time in my act, and it might even be funny if there was even one damn bit of truth to it or I did actually use it in my act
Shane God Damned Murphy
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shanescomedy.com
Re: Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
the_creatist,
I plan on becoming a stand-up comedian because for one, I love comedy, and two, you're not the first one to mention that comedy is something that I should pursue. One thing I don't intend on doing is trying to be Richard. He is very inspirational, but I can't take the food he cooked and reheat it, hand it out and say that I made the shit. That's not fair to him. It would also show that I have no creativity by simply reiterating his own material. He produced a diamond of a career and I won't join the ranks of all these rhinestone comedians, trying to duplicate things. My own experiences, trials, and tribulations provide me with plenty of my own material. Thanks and peace out!
I plan on becoming a stand-up comedian because for one, I love comedy, and two, you're not the first one to mention that comedy is something that I should pursue. One thing I don't intend on doing is trying to be Richard. He is very inspirational, but I can't take the food he cooked and reheat it, hand it out and say that I made the shit. That's not fair to him. It would also show that I have no creativity by simply reiterating his own material. He produced a diamond of a career and I won't join the ranks of all these rhinestone comedians, trying to duplicate things. My own experiences, trials, and tribulations provide me with plenty of my own material. Thanks and peace out!
Re: Chitlin's and Sauerkraut?
Jermane S,
I could be a comedian....because some people just look at me and begin to laugh.
I could be a comedian....because some people just look at me and begin to laugh.
It's just me being me
