Several years ago, during a time when gang & drug activity had become very intense in my old neighborhood, my momma happenned apon two police officers,"tryin to pull something out of the young man's mouth" as she put it.
Well she decided to pull one of the cops off the boy, when the officer threatened her with being arrested.
Well, I tried to explain to her, "can't no old white lady be tryin to break up a drug bust!"
She replied, "I ain't no old white lady, I've been black by injection for years!"
Bruce Arnold Jones
Half-black, half-white, half-ass comic
