Funny Or Not Funny .....Just Try

[billyb0y]

I know a lot of you on this site have written jokes.
I am a mailman but I have written a few jokes in my time too.
I want everyone to try to write a joke....It has to be original and never told to anyone.
Here’s one for you, it's mine.

A man goes up to the betting window at a race track and tries to place a bet, when the ticket agent says, “Hey pal, I’ve seen you here at this window for eight races now and you haven’t hit nothing.”
“Ya,” says the man, “I just have no luck.”
“What if I let you in on a secret that no one in the industry knows about?” the teller says.
“Sure, what is it?” the man asked.
“Have you ever heard about the “ALL-4” bet?” The teller asks.
“No,” said the man, “What is it?”
“Okay,” says the teller, “When you place a bet on the “ALL-4”, it doesn’t matter how many horses are in the race because which ever horse wins, you win.”
“Get out of here,” says the man.
“I’m serious,” says the teller, “Try it!”
The man thinks for a second and says, “Okay Mister Teller what have I got to lose, give me a fifty dollar bet on the “ALL-4”.
The teller hands him a hand written ticket and explains that this service is so new he doesn’t have a button on the machine for it yet, and also, he can't tell anyone about it, and when he collects, he has to be the only person in line.
The man smells a rat but cautiously agrees.
The race goes off and the 7 horse wins.
He makes sure he is the last person in line and slowly moves toward the teller.
When he reaches the window he is the only person in line and he gives the teller the ticket.
The ticket agent says, “Congratulations” and hands him a crisp 20.00 bill.
The looks down at the money and a pained look appears on his face and he looks at the teller and says,“I knew I should bet a hundred.”

[smjmcomic]

billyb0y,



Its corny but funny its clean safe but still funny



Keep it up Billy!!!!

[billyb0y]

smjmcomic,
I knew I could count on you :p

[smjmcomic]

billyb0y,



Keep writting Billy you'll only get better!!!


Even as a hobby its fun and you never know maybe we need a big lovable wacky mail man? I smell sitcom

[misplacedfate]

smjmcomic,
original joke:\
Critics say Michael Moores' movies have transformed from sloppy and bulbous to clean and crisp. He on the other hand has not