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Anyone ever experienced road rage?

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On friday I went and picked my kid up from school. I made a lane change. You know signaled, looked over my shoulder and changed lanes. Well the guy who ended up behind me got it in his head that I had cut him off. He gets right on my tail for a few seconds then swings around me flipping me the finger. So now he's right in front of me and I flip him back. We come to a red light and I'm turning left and he's going straight. We're right beside each other. He rolls down his window and looses his mind right in front of my kid. I just shake my head and wave him off which pisses him off even more. I point at him and do the jerk off motion. He pulls away his face red as a beet pounding his fist on his dash board. What a looney.
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walrusjk, I try to ignore rude drivers now. Haven't always been so patient. I've had some uhm..incidents in the past..
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walrusjk,
i thought about what you said and i was driving along an going on an on ramp to the highway an didnt know that someone thought i cut them off....you have to go in front of someone ....there is no other way....or come to a complete stop which is nonsense....and wait....well i went in front of this guy an he thought i cut him off ...i go a speed that when i get on the highway i do not impede anyone...well i was going along an i seen the same red face in the rear view mirror....an he was pounding his fist on the dashboard....he did that for a few minutes then drove up next to me an i just looked at him an he said something obviously cause i seen his mouth moving then he pulled in front of me an was doing the same things....talking an red faced pounding the dashboard.....an he went on...i think if i pulled over an he got out i would have kicked him so hard i could tell what he had for breakfast and i think he knew that :lol:
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Appaloosa,
Not that you guys did anything wrong but you seem to have just crossed paths with a road rage wannabe, flipping people off and pounding on the dashboard is for amatuers, I'm the King of Road Rage, people put my life at risk by paying more attention to talking on their cell phone and other shit instead of driving so they deserve what they get. IQ tests should be given before these assholes are allowed to take the driving test.
Fuck em and get them off the road anyway possible...awhile back some moron came flying up the on ramp to the highway and tried to force his way into 70mph traffic and I guess the arrogant prick assumed to keep from hitting him I'd hit my brakes but I knew the move and nailed his left rear bumper with my right front bumper, he was already cutting in but I gave him a nudge to the side just to be sure and that fucker went sliding sideways then rolled a few times before slamming into the center barrier and I had a great view from where I was sitting, witnesses saw it and he survived and admitted he was trying to cut me off so the police said I protected myself with defensive driving and couldn't find a scratch on the my truck, one cop even mentioned Earnhardts #3 bumper sticker on my ride should have been fair warning :lol:...but I was so mad I'd have probably chased him down and shot him if he hadn't crashed.

damn, I can't wait for NASCAR to start. ;p

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hellifiknow,
hey i remember when they got cell phones and for a while when they got assimilated they started using them in cars an trucks an you could see morons with the cellphones stuck to thier ears an i told someone i was with that it would be a matter of time before someone got killed an the para medics would have to peel thier dead cold fingers from a cellphone at the scene of a wreck an thats what they had to do...so they banned them an you get a ticket if they catch you but theres always the ones that do it an dont care b.b
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Appaloosa,
dear old dad was like that, he had one of those first ones to come out that was the size of one of those WWII field communications phone and he couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time, I like the bumper stickers that say "maybe you would drive better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass" :lol:

I'm not nearly as aggressive since I got medicated ;p, but like you and walrusjk was saying when your driving safely and some moron who probably only gets tough with women and while feeling safe and annonymous in his vehicle exaggerates and acts like you cut them off then thinks they're being intimidating by throwing a temper tantrum it's annoying as hell...thats when my alter ego Captain Bigger Asshole usually shows up to save the day. :lol:

I had the sticker that say's "if you don't like my driving dial 1-800-eat shit". :lol:

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hellifiknow,
yeah i get what your sayin....that post was funny as hell....i hate drivin thru when its raining an you go under over passes with some eighteen wheeler an your blinded an cant see sheeet.....but still go thru an hope you dont hit nothing....i had a brother that had night blindness an he said if your standin there at the morning or evening when everything blends together then watch out.... b.b :lol:
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walrusjk,
HELL TO THE YEAH!

I experience it every damn morning driving on the parking lot of a freeway here we call the 405!!!

It is always some slow punk azz asshole driving real slow, tripping!

One day, I tried to change lanes, the bitch would not let me over. I missed my exit. So, you know what I did??? I followed her ass. All the way to her crib, which was on Mulholland drive - WAAAYYYY the freak out of my way. When she pulled into the driveway, so did I. I know, I could have gotten arrested, but the look on her face was PRICELSS when I said "THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME MERGE INTO THAT LANE BACK THERE! YOU ARE SUCH A WONDERFUL AND TERRIFIC DRIVER" & I gave her the thumbs up sing, grinning from ear to ear!!!!!

She was expecting me to beat her ass!!! You could tell she was scared!! I laughed so hard, I almost pissed my pants.

I bet you this bitch will think twice before she does that again....the next person might also follow here and their reaction might not be the same.
Where is the LOVE?
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walrusjk,
You know, forthat fool, I normally would let them just be KING of the road for the day. But with myu kid in the car???? Yep, I might have ahd to follow his ass to, note the address down, then send the 120th street crew over to "see" his red azz! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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