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Darth Vader having sex.
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:17 am
by walrusjk
I bet he could really talk dirty. Tap into the dark side while he's getting his freak on. Got a built in breathing thing going. I think I might give it a try with my gal. Wonder what I could say right before climax? In my best Earl Jones voice. Gotta think on this one. How about.."The force is gonna be strong with this spurt"..
Re: Darth Vader having sex.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:27 pm
by AxelFoley85
walrusjk,
That's some funny shit man!
Re: Darth Vader having sex.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 am
by Anditsdeeptoo
walrusjk,
Ugh man I just picture a pale butt ass naked dude wearing nothing but the helmet and... socks... well because us guys don't mind having sex with socks on...
Re: Darth Vader having sex.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:59 pm
by JTF
Anditsdeeptoo,
A friend of mine was having an affair with another friend of mine. After she dumped him, she decides to tell me about when they got together the first time... I tried to stop her, but she had something she had to get off her chest...
When he got undressed, he left his shirt on. He was embarassed because he's got a few extra pounds. Ok, when she persuaded him to take the shirt off, she told him to take the socks off too. The problem? HE ALREADY HAD... HIS FEETS WERE JUST THAT DAMN ASHY!!!
Re: Darth Vader having sex.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:04 pm
by Anditsdeeptoo
JTF,
Poor guy, I guess it's better than being a polar bear... "wit little tiny feets"