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I do. My Mom turns 88 in September and my Dad is a year younger. I'm surprised how they've mellowed over the years. You know raising kids back in their day is different from now. I was the last of 7 boys and beatings were a given. Now my folks pretend it was all a figment of our imaginations. Ah it all turned out well. I have 4 brothers who are doctors, one very sweet one died, one computer guy (who is a Bush /Rush Limbaugh republican) and me. Parents mellow with age and you get to see the real them. Ok back on topic..Anyone have a funny story about their folks? If any one posts one I got a hundred but you all first. I'll match one for one...

walrusjk, my mother never loved me, she told me she wished a different cousin would of got her pregnant.

Murphdogg,

Hell, your mama never knew which one it really was!

The bitch of it was that she suckered Darth Vader into paying child support, then he only found out the truth when he finally told you he was your father and you laughed at him, telling him to "get in line." He then cut your hand off.

Although, when the mask came off... you do bear a striking resemblance to that face that had not seen the sun in 20 years!