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why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:00 pm
by Murphdogg
last night after drinking a ungodly ammount of shots that would of castrated a dislexic donkey at I somehow finangled three fine women from the crowd to come on stage and make out. The crowd loved it, but the comic that had to follow that was a smidge pissed.

Re: why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:13 pm
by bcddjjsc690
Murphdogg,
"
Those are the sacrifices that have to be made ,in order to entertain the masses , sometimes even providing champanya, "
B-)

Re: why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:37 pm
by Murphdogg
bcddjjsc690, LMFAO @ champaynya

Re: why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:37 pm
by Murphdogg
bcddjjsc690, LOl, I just got a call from a bay area comic saying he's going to make the sac comedy clubs book me as his mc next time he's booked up here but he expects me to pull that same stunt again.

Re: why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:11 am
by mojones
Murphdogg,

Tread lightly. If this keeps up, eventually you'll be the one performing sex acts onstage. Not that it's a bad thing..

Re: why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:59 am
by Murphdogg
mojones, that's all I need, I already have the reputation of getting this club shut down in sacramento for having two strippers perform..uhm acts on each other on stage.....But that wasn't the reason the place got shut down....well nto the WHOLE reaon anyways.