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I wonder how Richard spent his first few hours in heaven?

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:05 pm
by walrusjk
Bam he's there walking on a cloud looking around. Goes "Hey I'm walking like a motherfucker jack." Puts a little bounce in his step and goes.. "Think I'll stroll over to those gates. Is that pearl?" His elbows and shoulders are groovin as he walks. He gets to the gates and St. Peter appears. "Hey Jack what's up and how come you dressed that way?" St. Peter goes.."Hold out your hand." Rich goes "I will if you let me in these motherfucking gates!" with a big ass smile on his face. St.Peter rolls his eyes and stamps his wrist with a V.I.P. pass. Rich strolls in and St.Peter goes..."Ah shit. All hell's gonna break loose now!"

Re: I wonder how Richard spent his first few hours in heaven?

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:59 am
by Mister Gee
walrusjk,

I reckon that his Grandma whupped his ass with one of her switches....just for old times sake!

After that, he probably blew a few kisses to Jennifer to let her know that he's alright! ;)

peace gee