I once dated a gal with a mustache
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:03 pm
She really was a sweet heart, great body, smart, talented, divorced and in her early forties. I was in my early 30's. Every summer I used to manage a restaurant in Cooke city Montana about a mile and a half from Yellowstone's NE entrance. It was a summer fling. We got pretty serious for a few months. Lots of carrying on. You know what I mean but every time I kissed her and closed my eyes I for some reason would think about that guy who does movie reviews for the "Today Show" and my eyes would snap open. I would actually feel a thick mustache on my lips. Caught a feel or two also during oral and have a picture of Tom Selleck flash in my head and go whoa! She figured I was just getting into it but it was freaking me out. You couldn't tell it was there by just looking at her. She dyed the hair or something. She had to know about it so I never mentioned it. Montana is cowboy country proud of their western heroes, Bill Cody, etc. with pictures every where of them with handlebar mustaches. After we started dating I'd look at these pictures a little different..Fall into a trance and transpose my gals face, in my minds eye, onto their faces but with their mustaches on my gal's face. After a few seconds I'd snap out of it and look around, sweating, breathing hard and freaked out a bit. I'm so glad she hooked up with her old boyfriend after I left and I got to say..."You and me could have made it babe but you had too many hang-ups."
