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I bet you every guy in the NFL looking at the six something guy running up and down the court for four quatters says...."Thank god I ain't gotta do that shit!". Same goes for baseball players....

walrusjk,
Whoever gets the biggest paycheck for the most amount of time!!

bingolong,
No no no no no. Those other pro athletes are going..."How the fuck those guys pull that shit off!" I bet all of them (B'ball included) look at boxers and go..."Now that's crazy shit right there!"

walrusjk,
the conditioning is different for each game...i seen the commercials about basketball players dodging an beating the NFL players but it can go either way....i also seen the player for Nebraska who made two of Mike Tyson and they wanted them to fight...but the agent for that guy said that if Tyson hit him good once an he went into never never land then he might get hurt cause he had never been there before...course thats when Tyson was knocking everyone out...Tyson said bring him on....i seen too tall Jones go into boxing too an he got beat bad...cause he got stunned an had never been there before....just because your big an muscled dont mean you can fight

Appaloosa,
I hear that....I'm skinny,6'2, play ball and un-like too tall a baaaaad boy. Least I think I am. Well maybee not. Who gives a hell.Now that you mentioned it wasn't it funny when Jones got knocked out? I still remember that look on his face. Like Pryor when he did his "Freaky deekey" routine. Talking about a benefit bout he did with Ali. He said Ali was fucking with him before hand going "I'm gonna kick your ass!" "What if I'm in there sparring with Ali and he has like a Joe Frazier flashback? He hits me and it's like...(Makes a really funny noise with a scrumped up face.)

walrusjk,

Well, I may be of off the poin there, but I have to say this:

I like watching football, only to look at the mens asses and their nuts perfectly outlined in those tight, cute little uniforms that they wear.

I like watching basketball, because I like looking at all of those sexy legs and sweaty forearms & ...heads.

Why, after I watch a game, even while watching the game - I be getting my freak on! I perfected the perfect sex position - so you can watch TV AND get your freak on at the same time! If you want me to describe it for you - you know what to do....holla at your girl.

PS - At the present time, I will not, however, act it out with anyone unless his name is Steve.

tis2fly
Man I just love you and oh ya Steve. Think there was a board table meeting going on at sometime dissucing athletic apparrel where someone goes..."I like that but maybee a little less fabric as to accentuate the nuts.? Some ex-rap chick might really dig on that.". Again . Only love your way...

tis2flyyy,
I'll never be able to watch a game... any game the same again.

"Hey man, you watching the game tonight?"
"Yep me and my wife."
"Can I come over and watch it with you guys."
"No... no you can't"

robfharris, I wonder if my girl would be able to do me, watch the game, and complain about me watching the game all at the same time..

Murphdogg,
Do you really want to give her that kind of power?