in relation to worst date
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:29 pm
Hi everybody! My name is angie, aka sahnja (which has absolutely no meaning).
I've been on here for a week or so and love the site. I found my way here because I love Mr. P and have sent him and Jennifer my words of adoration. But I wanted to clue everyone in to "my little problem." It's pretty common but I have it bad. It's called
Foot in Mouth Disease
Here's a shining example:
I used to work with this really nice guy who was pretty cute too. We were buddies, would have lunch and talk trash, nothing relationship oriented - just pals. But there was always something about him that seemed a little odd. Just something in his look that I couldn't put my finger on.
Another friend/workmate finally told me my pal wears a wig! He had this condition where he had lost all of his hair over the course of his adolescence. I mean, all of it! No eyebrows, no arm hair, no leg hair - nothing! Since he's never said anything and wears a wig he must be a little sensitive so I keep my mouth shut.
Then one day, we were driving back from lunch arguing over the rumor of a superman movie. I was saying no way could nick cage play superman, he asks why not, I start stammering about how "he can't be superman because he's balding! And I can't shut up about it. I was trying to say "nick's great and stuff but superman has to have a full head of hair." He just guffawed. It was awful.
A few days later, I'm bending over him looking at something on a computer and i notice he has one of those odd hairs that hangs lower than the others - one that's not attached. So instinctively I reach in to pull it - then stop midway because I remember it's not his hair!
He sees my hand frozen midair reaching for his hair and jerks back saying, "Hey, what the hell you doing?"
I said "pulling a loose hair. Want me to leave it?"
"Yea, leave me alone," he says laughing.
I'm an idiot.
I've been on here for a week or so and love the site. I found my way here because I love Mr. P and have sent him and Jennifer my words of adoration. But I wanted to clue everyone in to "my little problem." It's pretty common but I have it bad. It's called
Foot in Mouth Disease
Here's a shining example:
I used to work with this really nice guy who was pretty cute too. We were buddies, would have lunch and talk trash, nothing relationship oriented - just pals. But there was always something about him that seemed a little odd. Just something in his look that I couldn't put my finger on.
Another friend/workmate finally told me my pal wears a wig! He had this condition where he had lost all of his hair over the course of his adolescence. I mean, all of it! No eyebrows, no arm hair, no leg hair - nothing! Since he's never said anything and wears a wig he must be a little sensitive so I keep my mouth shut.
Then one day, we were driving back from lunch arguing over the rumor of a superman movie. I was saying no way could nick cage play superman, he asks why not, I start stammering about how "he can't be superman because he's balding! And I can't shut up about it. I was trying to say "nick's great and stuff but superman has to have a full head of hair." He just guffawed. It was awful.
A few days later, I'm bending over him looking at something on a computer and i notice he has one of those odd hairs that hangs lower than the others - one that's not attached. So instinctively I reach in to pull it - then stop midway because I remember it's not his hair!
He sees my hand frozen midair reaching for his hair and jerks back saying, "Hey, what the hell you doing?"
I said "pulling a loose hair. Want me to leave it?"
"Yea, leave me alone," he says laughing.
I'm an idiot.
