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Hi there Richard,Dave here again.I wrote to u a while back explaining my dads life threatening condition,a bit like u,he has Motor Neurone Disease,arthritis of the spine,and hes diabetic.He keeps a brave face on it all,seems to have a better sense of humour than ever and a better social life too,just cos hes retired at 53,dont mean to say he dont have a good time!
Your president is a complete WANKER(dont know if u have this expression in the states,its an english and ozzie term for jerk off,but a lot more offensive!)The first war was just so his dad and his big corporations can get paid,second one was his puppet on a string of a fucking son following fucking orders too,shit,he dont even know where afghanistan is,yet he proclaimed war on this place,what a clueless cunt!Shit,when god was giving out brains,george bush thought he said "trains" and asked for a small slow one!He got what he wanted!
My prime minister aint much better,if he didnt follow george everywhere like a lost puppy and grew some balls to stand up to all these fucking cretins,we'd all be better off!He's even trying to downgrade marijuana again now to a class b drug instead of c grade where u only recieve a caution for posession.What a fuckin moron! As George carlin would say,u show me a guy whos stoned and sat on his sofa watchin day time tv,I will show u a guy not out mugging old ladies and commiting crimes!Fuckin idiots!
My best mates out in Iraq at the moment,along with thousands of u yanks,every one of them is loved by someone. Lover,mother,wife, father or sons and daughters.I know I have taken the piss out of everything I said above,but I am being deadly serious now,these men and women aren't just a number or statistic either,they are needed back home,each and every one of them.Each death is a tragedy in itself,a crime that shouldn't of happened in the first place,a crime that the leaders of our two countries will have to shoulder the blame for.U can guarantee our 2 leaders kids aren't fighting on the frontline!
Bye for now
Dave
ps,u still the funniest man on earth buddy!

I recently found out that I'm DISTANTLY related to the Bush's....

I shouldn't really be admitting it to anyone, let alone you lot on here!!!

That said, I think the connection is far enough removed for the dope gene to have filtered out through that line of the family.

What do you reckon I should do?!

clairus99,
Deny all knowledge of being related to that dumbass prick,could be your worst down fall coming out the closet on that one,could be a real bummer later on in life,admitting 2 your kids or grandkids that your a relative of george w.
U obviously dont agree with what he says or does,u must be right,maybe your side of the familys dna was stronger than his,and killed off allthe stupid genes in your family tree!
Just deny all knowledge of it in the mean time thou,bury it at the back of your mind,but it will always niggle away at the back of your brain,u and I maybe the only ones ever to know this,u got to carry that thought with u for the rest of your life.I salute u!!!!!

delarivadave,
Quite right! One should never, ever admit to be related to that neaderthal!
He is a complete idiot and here on Richard's site...we are all proud to admit our common loathing of Bush!
I am so ashamed of what he has done in our name!

Jennifer,

Maybe we can set up some kind of help group, sort of like "My distant relative is an asshole". we could offer counselling and advice and a step-by-step therapy program to help the members face their disability and, with encouragement, overcome it.

We may even be able to get charity status (shit, I might be onto something here!) set up a website, establish drop-in centres and record a charity song to raise awareness!

Knowing my luck though, the first subscriber will be a distant relative of mine who signs up just to tell everyone what an asshole I am!! :p

Peace gee

lol @ Gee!

I don't mind being a beacon for your charity - to show that despite having one of the world's top dumbass's for an albeit distant relative, there is hope.

But you're right about not admitting it. I'll get that order for the t-shirts cancelled...