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Do you wanna know where the G-Spot is on a woman?
It's any spot you touch on her and she says "Gee that's a good spot........now stay there!"...

PersianComic,

Cute. I always thought a woman's G-spot was located in her bank account. Give her a 'G" and she'll let you hit any spot you want...

mojones,

ah, how very asstute of you to say.

and I suppose you would say that
happiness is a happy penis... ;p
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PersianComic,
Have you concidered changing your username to [/i]Persian hottie[/i]??? ;p
Most men have their own way/technique to find a woman's G-spot.Because each woman is uniquely different.I've found the "fish-hook " technique is the most effective ..

Now ,I've a question for you, How can a women tell when she has a man's undivided attention at home?




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bcddjjsc690,
Thanks for the compliment...meow....purrrrrr...
I flash my d-cups to get their attention..lol
that's usually where they are staring anyway...lol
I think I will just write my phone number across
my chest and any other pertinent info I might want
to get out like "if you can read this you're too close..lol ;p

PersianComic, I'd hold back the urge to flash the boobies, it's not that I wouldn't want a peek {email me pics pls.}:lol: , it's ,you could cause a riot ..with the men howling in approvement, and 1/2 the women in the crowd,booing in jealous rage.You don't want to turn the crowd against you . I did know a comedian , who found a way to tread that thin line , She was doing a skit , poking fun at karoke,and brought a male volunteer on stage during her act to "sing " a sappy love song to .She seated him in a chair, and wooed him during an God awful rendition of "I will always Love You".....and after a few bars of the song , she grasped his head and pulled it to her ample bosoms..Setting up her punchline......"What the fuck do you got in your hair?? ...Now I got mousse..all over my tits..." ...It got a big howl from the ENTIRE crowd !

bcddjjsc690,
don't worry baby I don't flash my d-cups on stage..
but I do refer to them lovingly and the bit about
writing my phone number and pertinent info on them
went over pretty well with women and men... ;p
now if I could only get that sharpie ink off of
my ....lol

PersianComic, I happen to know the only way to way to get that ink off , would be a thorough massage using a little saliva here and there ,of course..

bcddjjsc690,
I have been known to use a little saliva myself..
..I have also been known to spit more often than swallow..lol well I have to go shave now because being a middleeastern women this shit grows by the minutes, hell I have 5 o'clock shadow by 11 am....In fact the only way you can tell a single women from a married one back home is that the married ones have beards, they don't give a shit anymore...lol...me I carry a razor in my purse at all times...you never know who I might run into... ;p

PersianComic, tell me about it! I've a friend who bleaches her [/i]Mustache[/i] ..She's of M E dissent as well. If light catches it from a certain angle , it kinda of looks like a little yellow catapiller.

She also tries to gross me out about her exceptional body hair..she says when she doesn't feel like shaving her legs .She just braids it up !!