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Way to quiet tonite ,this outta get a rise outta somebody

How do you know a Blonde has been making Choco Chip Cookies?









All the M&M candies shells left in the kitchen.

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Shh...we were having vigilant silence while the parents fight. Listen closely, we might hear what they're saying!

jane_haze, I liked to creep halfway down the staircase,

to make sure none of my toys got broken....

bcddjjsc690,

well, whatever works. You just know, no matter what you do...someone won't be sleeping in their own bed tonight!

speaking of blond jokes, I was shocked to see Jeff Foxworthy using one of the oldest blond stock jokes in the book in his last special

Murphdogg, With today's younger audiences, using an old joke isn't a risk . They think it was his...So only Old Fogies like us would know he was ... [/i]recycling[/i]



But don't leave us hanging .....what was the joke?

That Old Hippie Chick,

And congrads on your Grand Prize 1st Place Award....[/i]But what are you going to do wth all that SODA !! [/i]

Now this a true story ,a good friend from Ct.{who happens to be blonde} called to wish me a Happy Easter last week,we had only being talking a few minutes when her house phone rang{she had called me on her Cell} on that line was her on again, off again boyfriend {also a good friend of mine}.
When she informed him that she was speaking to me on her cell,He said," hold a phone up to each ear ,so I can say Hi " She did........and we all laughed ....because it's only in fun we tease our friends ,I've never known a man to tease a blonde to [/i]Insult [/i] her , there's only ONE reason ...like TMIC says ..."because they got the pus - say...and they know it's go-ood!" ;p

Murphdogg,

I'm not that old. I am, though, a student of comedy. Comics steal from older comedians all the time. Mr. Pryor has his stuff stolen every night. Very few of these thieves even give him credit.