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Dark and quiet place
condom wrapper on the floor
Smile on his face
And panties on the door

Fast asleep being happy with himself
I got through it, thinking of someone else!!!

I don't love you!
You suck.
(Not in a good way)
And you're bad in bed.

Alcohol is your friend
That's why I slept with you
I just needed a man
Might've even fucked a shoe
(talk: If it told me I was pretty...)

Don't feel special, because I'm gonna scoff,
You were so pitiful, you never got me off!

I don't love you!
You suck.
(Not in a good way)
And you're dick's small too!

Now you want to stay the night
And take my pil-low
But I've got a plan
How bout grab you pants and go!

You think you're hot shit, laying in my bed,
Please, next time double bag your ugly head!

I don't love you!
You suck
(Not in a good way)
And you best friend was better.

I don't love you!
You suck
Not in a good way
Be glad I didn't yell someone elses name

I don't love you...

jane_haze,
This is fucking great!!!! You should recite this onstage, girl!!! I am howling!

jane_haze,

Some women use vibrators to finish the job... others write odes... that was brilliant!!!!! And yeah, Sean sucks...

Jennifer and the Other White Meat,

Well, thank you. Makes me feel good! I wasn't sure if I should post it, beacause it's not well written, but the sentiment is sure there!

jane_haze, great poem ...but me thinks you exceeded the recommended dosage on that *Nyquil label...