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I have heard about these clock before but I wanted to share it with you all at the site:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

I heard that before but it was Clinton's clock that was a ceiling fan. Guess it was a republican telling me the joke, huh?

bingolong,
shit, i hadnt heard it before-love it! ANd welcome back! How was Europe? Were you playing? ANd tell me the name of your cd again that 's on AMazon-I want to buy it!
You were missed!!!!!

sahnja,
HA-yeah-probably!
Adelai Stevenson used to say: "When the Republicans stop telling lies about the democrats, the democrats will stop telling the truth about the republicans!"
A liie about a blow job just ain't the same about the lie about WAR!