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I met you Richard ...

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:00 pm
by amp-d
... at the 2001 American Comedy Awards. You shook my hand. It was almost as good as new pussy. The only difference was that you did not leave a smell on my fingers. Hell I even let my MOM smell my fingers.

It was the highlight of my life.

It has been said before but you are the GREATEST!

Re: I met you Richard ...

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:58 pm
by Funn DementaLL
LOL.... WOW.... you an obessive fan to say that was "the hilight of your "life"... I do envy you tho... *Salutes Richard*

Re: I met you Richard ...

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:38 am
by amp-d
Funn DementaLL,

You damn skippy it was an obsession. I am a comedian and I won a contest to attend the American Comedy Awards.

I won a free trip to LA and I met the TMIC and I met the man sitting next to the man, George Carlin, and a whole bunch of other man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man....
:)

Re: I met you Richard ...

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:10 am
by bingolong
amp-d,
...sitting next to the goddamn man!!:lol: :lol:




(R.I.P. Robin Harris)

Re: I met you Richard ...

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:52 am
by amp-d
bingolong,

"Ugly women don't want no problems. You can tell an ugly woman anything. Bitch I am going to the moon."

"You be careful, I don't want nothing to happen to you I love you. Robin, please don't call me bitch in front of the kids."

Classic

Re: I met you Richard ...

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:10 am
by chevyt454
The smell is the best part
;p