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A coworker of mine was on a site that had a list of real country music song titles. Living in NYC, I am spared from country music, and forget it exists from time to time (yay!)

Still, I thought it would be fun to make fun of the stupidity of what people who have gun racks in thier trucks listen to. Let's make up fake country music titles!

"I found a steamin' pile of love out in the cow pasture..."

"The gun rack's loaded, and so am I..."

...by Arkansas "Tex" Williams

JTF,

Funny stuff. I think the last country song I could really get into was Garth Brooks' Friends in Low Places. That song was so cool, it transcended the genre.

astonamous,

1. "All my X's live in Red States"

2. "My Wife and My home are both DoubleWides."

3. "My truck don't brake for Dubya"

4. "Why Did You Leave Me? (In the Outhouse Again)"

5. "I Saw Momma on COPS with her Shoes Off"

6. "Milwaukee's Best and Long Breasts" (Memories of my Bobbi Jo)

7. "I was Gonna Marry that Dog"

8. "My F-150"

9. "Someday I'll Have Spinner Rims on my Trailer like the Black folks Next Door"

10. "I'm Hatin' my Brother for Lovin' My Wife"





P.S. I'm Back!

Trudy & Jermane S,

mojones,

But Wait, There's More!

11. "Truckstop Wedding"

12. "Wrong Turn in Detroit"

13. "My Pants are Too Tight, Just the Way I Like It"

14. "Go Ahead, Rich...Just Not on the Lips"

15. "My John Deere tractor Backfired, and Gave Her A Heart Attack" (dedicated to my mother-in-law, Ruth)

16. "Bruised My Nuts at The Rodeo"

17. "Are you Crying Yet?" (I'll Keep Singing to You)

18. "Met her at Wal-Mart on Wednesday, Married on Friday"

19. "She left my brother and took me back."


Imagine if 50 Cent did a duet like Nelly and Tim McGraw did blending hip-hop and country?........





20. In Da Club/Boot-Scootin' like a Sumbitch!

Jermane S,

Believe me---I'm laughing my ass off but you dudes ain't got no respect for the country music....WHATEVER!!!!

Now, that's the white girl in me!!!!!!!


Ya'll Betta leave my country shit alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vee

astonamous,
Some funy shit!

astonamous,

"I Got A Cross, I Got The Sheets, But I Ain't Got You..."