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someone calls your house and asks "where you at?"

Jermane S,
Or when some little old lady cuts in front of you while you're driving and is going exactly where you are going at a break neck speed of 6 miles an hour

billyb0y,

or when somebody with shit breath keeps talking right in front of you and you start swallowing a lot....hold it down baby!

Jermane S,

or when your gardner starts stealing jewlery out of your safe and you have to call your private robots to take him out to the backyard and shoot him? its such a hassle

mandeemoo22,
LOL! Welcome!

mandeemoo22,

Have you ever noticed how hard it is to keep a new gardener when you tell them their first task is to dig a hole for the old gardener?

Jermane S,


Worse than when you and someone else are in the room when the tv is turned on, coming on in the middle of something and they ask you "Who's that?" or "What's happening?"

'cause at least then you can make shit up to mess with them.

mandeemoo22,

Or when your wife starts fucking the gardener and then you realize what it meant on his resume when he said he was good with a hoe?

tclodes,

bingolong,

or when you have "food poisening and your friends call you up and ask..'what'd yah eat?'"