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billyb0y,

billyb0y,

The last time your momma wanted anal sex, she had to get a survey team in to find which of the fat craters had her asshole in.

My pleasure :p

kottkefan,

Yo' mama's so fat she farted back in '86... We just heard it...

JTF,

Yo mama's so fat, they had to clear the Periodic Table to make room for her.

kottkefan,
Your momma don't drive a car....she wears it! :p

billyb0y,

Yo Mama's so ugly, she got classified by the military.

kottkefan,

You're mamma's armpits are so stank, skunks tip-toe the hell away from her, Her ass is so hairy, looks like she has Don King in a fucking leglock, and finally, she's so skinny, she has to tie knots in her legs just to make knees!

Jermane S,

Your mama's so fat, when you were born, you had to kick past your pop, a rescue crew and a humvee before you got to the outside.

kottkefan and Jermane S,

I beg your pardon.....My mom ....she was a great ole gal!!!

Yall crazy man!!!

bingolong,

You're right about your mom. She's old, but she's great!

JTF,
Hey Bingo isn't here to defend himself and he is the first person to respond to my first post so I'll defend his mother for him!!!!

First of all she ain't that old and secondly she ain't that great!!!!!

I'm here for you Bingo!!!