I'm offering a 500 dollar reward to anybody who can kill my girlfriends dad and bring his corps to me so I can piss on it while his denile stricken wife watches in total shock.
In the next few months I might be droping some news on ya'all what could it be you ask? Well lets just say that me and a special someone might take things to the next level.
I have never been in a relationship like this before everytime were together its like time stands still. Its crazy alot of people say to us that you would think we were ment for eachother. I love being with her its helped me as a person she brought out a side of me I thought was dead. Once again I love life I know no matter what happens with my comedy I'll always be a hit at home at thats all that matters.
Right now I'm hell bent to get her out of that house I wont rest untill I can fall asleep atnight looking intio those big brown eyes. Atleast then I'll know that she's safe.