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Jennifer,

You did!?! I tried that once until I'd realized that I'd lost my boner. I woke up one morning and it had fell off and within a few hours the sun had shown brightly upon it and "POOF!" it was gone.

I've tried the prosthetics but they just don't look or feel right on me. Ohh well... I guess I'm still Them Bones, just without that bone.

Them Bones

Them-Bones,

I just realized that I can reply to myself here. Hi Them Bones, it's Them Bones! Oh fun! How are you doing Them Bones? I'm doing fine. How are you? Well, I would suppose that I'm doing fine too since I am you and we were already doing fine when I'd first asked you how you were doing. OK fine, I get it, you're doing fine. Why are you making me repeat myself Them Bones? I'm not. You asked me how I was doing and since I already knew how you were doing since you'd stated that you were doing fine I didn't want to come across as a rude little sack of bones and not answer what I, or we that is, already knew, which is that I was, or we were, doing fine.

This replying to myself isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be...

Them Bones

Anyhow, I'm spinning in my grave this morning thinking about the state of comedy, which I hear is California, I don't know how I heard it since I've got no ears but I did, and I'm buried way up here in the Pacific Northwest, which basically binds the hands of a little guy like me from being able to do much of anything about it for the time being.

Them Bones

Them-Bones,

Hey TB, it's a great day out. You sound like you've got some pent-up energy that needs release. Want to go dirt biking in the Olympics this afternoon?

Inkblot

Inkblot,

Sure! That sounds super! I'll get the tank filled and the gears greased. I've already got my helmet on...

Them Bones

Them-Bones,

OK. I'll be over to dig you up in about a 1/2 hour buddy!

Inkblot

Them-Bones,
I just love you!!

Them-Bones,
Welcome! Everyone that I've had contact with since I joined (about 36 hours ago) have been really cool. And like others on this site that have offered their hand, I will offer mine, even if I have been doing stand-up for only 2 years. I still have a lot to learn, but if you ever wanna just "chat" about some shit you're writing I am more than happy to listen and to give feedback.

Nate

Them-Bones,

I'ms till singing "Thembone-Thembones-Them Bitchy Bones..."

You're hot.!
;p

Jennifer,

I feel the same way about all of you!

Them Bones