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Appaloosa,

Yeah, I've heard that Oliver Hardy never actually says "That's another fine mess you've got me into" (he says "nice mess" (ok, it's a geeky point, I admit it!)

One of my favourite lines is from "Coming to America" where Eddie Murphy tries to get into his boss's good books by talking about American Football. He describes the game with such joy and enthusiasm (but little detail). After he's finished, his boss just looks at him and coldly says "Son, I'm only gonna tell you this just once, If you wanna keep working for me.....stay off the drugs!"

That shit had me in stitches! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Peace gee

Mister Gee,
I seen this thing on some site......it had the things that are attributed to some people saying......an they never actually said it....like Cagney was attributed to saying...."you dirty rat"....and all the guys who used his voice and mimic him would say that.....but he said something like...."you're the dirty rat that killed my brother"....yeah Coming to America was alright.....I liked the everytime that girls boyfreind an his family sat down they had jerri curls in thier hair an left grease spots on the couch.......

Appaloosa,


"Now children, what did mama teach you to say when we meet a nice man", then all them kids sayin "Are you my daddy?" at the same time...

hellifiknow,
chit mang.....I am still sayin that.....

Appaloosa,


South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut....Mr. Garrisons reply about being accused of making a sexist remark... "I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesnt die".

hellifiknow,

" think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

" Swim? ....Hell the [/i]fall [/i] will kill you !"

" Okay let's set the rules of this here knife fight ."-Butch)
'Rules? there are no rules in a knife fight !" -(Harvey)

[/i]Butch then kicks Harvey squarely in the nuts [/i]

"BADGES??? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!!!!!"

bcddjjsc690,

"I fart in your general direction"...Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

and ditto ed by hellifiknow and the dallas cowboys... ;p

I watched Butch and Sundance last night, again.

hellifiknow,



[Font size=3 face=g color=maroon]GO REDSKINS!!!!!!!!!![/font]

Giants plan on serving up another team from Texas one for the loss column...


[/i]the sherriff is a ...near..[/i]RING!!!!

Mongo just pawn in the game of life,

"Okay qualifications .."
"Murder, Rape , Arson, and Rape "
"You said Rape twice "
" I like Rape "

bcddjjsc690,
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.
"Well the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated to determine whether or not your mentally ill, this is the real reason, why do you think they might think that?"..."Well as near as I can figure out it's because I uh...uh fight and fuck too much"

"I bet in one week I can put a bug so far up her ass she don't know whether to shit or wind her wrist watch"

I want to be R.P. McMurphy before I grow up.