If the US fought so hard to disassociate themselves from the English yobs, and the English fought so hard to dump their yobs around the world, how come we've both got these yobbish assholes leading our countries?
Anyway, I'm gonna stop making jokes about the country villages, one time I went there and met 4 girls all wearing different coloured lipstick, by the time I left my dick looked like a rainbow!
Mind we don't turn the rawness onto you!!! The thing that I love about Americans is that once they hear our accents they think that we're all gentlemen. I once worked in a shoe shop in LA, I sold a woman a pair of Hush-puppies 2 sizes to small for her all because I said that "They were all the rage in Europe!", as I watched her hobble out the door, I picked up my commission, bopped into the nearest titty-bar where I proceeded to entertain the countless questions of "whether or not I had ever met Princess Di" (I'll let you guess as to what my response was!)
bingolong, 'yo man , I know you ain't 'bout to let no Tea Sucking Lymey , threaten to dis you that way.
That proper English bullshit don't fool me a bit, If you can get past those nasty gopher lookin' teeth ,you know most of those soccer hooligans suffer from ZACLEES !! .....go ahead ask......
South Cacalacky, where the fuck is that? I'm suprised that you even get the internet down there! I thought that you folks were still sending messages by pigeons. And I love it when you call the Brits "Limeys" that shit just tickles me! You drop it like it's some rahtid heavyweight cuss, I guess that I'll have to wait for the next pigeon to reach before you can think of something else.
And there ain't no "Soccer" fans over here, only football......go ahead and just ask!
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.....who's that knockin at my door?)
