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Post by **Jennifer** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:58 am

mojones,
this thread has us laughing..........you all bad and silly.......

Post by **Gareth** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:10 pm

bingolong,

man, sorry to hear the therapy hasnt been helping...

although, i will admit its funny that you are still talking to your inflatable fuck dolls, and then consoling them afterward. thats class.

all jokes aside, i railed your mom, and your dad watched.

but its good to hear from you too! hahahaha

gareth

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:28 pm

Gareth,

Is that your head, or is your neck blowing bubbles again? Why don't you try boning some girls your own age, instead of picking up people at the local geriatric home? I guess, with a face like yours, you take what you can get...

Jane

P.S. Glamour shots? Try Adobe Photo Shop...and yes I did get a discount... :p

Post by **billyb0y** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:38 pm

jane_haze,
I was going to stick up for you Jane you know with all you have to go through, like dodging Polar Bears, and Pipelines, and keeping your boyfriend Nanuuk happy and all.
But I can see now that you don't need my help! :p

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:50 pm

billyb0y,

Thanks for the support. It's tough out here in the frozen tundra waste land, but I found, between meals of moose meat and marmot, that posting on this board give me hope for a bright new day...unfortunately, that day will only last for about a month or two and then it will be endless frozen, God forsaken night. It's getting cold; I'm getting scared.

Jane :p

Post by **Gareth** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:41 pm

jane_haze,

hah, you had it right... its my neck blowing bubbles...

but i will tell you why this whole situation sucks...

ever since you got dropped off at the geriatric home to live, you been catching me pickin up women. hows the food there? i hope they havent mixed up your medication yet. dateline 20/20 says that happens a lot.

alaska right? yeah, i thought i had you in one of my middle school texts books. there is a picture of you crossing the bearing straight with those other seal clubbers. shit, i heard you invented the igloo, and killed the first whale. props on that.

anyways... im drunk and i dont know what the fuck i am talking about. PAYCE

gareth

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:54 pm

Gareth,

It's okay. Logic isn't the basis of comedy, so move up two spaces.

I hate when they mistake me for bingo's mom...

I'm not drunk and that didn't make sense...

Jane

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:34 am

mojones,
Man that Gareth is a monster with the snaps so you have to throw in those lil' jabs where you can get them...speaking of jabs,sometimes when I'm with Gareth's moms that is what she says it feels like I'm doing to her kidneys and pacemaker...........

Really old Gare is one of the first people I connected with at this site..........on the https://richardpryor.com/forums/msgs.cf ... 9&forum=11 - SNAPS BOARD'.:lol:I figure if I keep throwing these jokes out there he won't be as much of a stranger b/c he will have to come back a little more often to protect his honor

OH YEAH jane haze watch yosef hear!!Watch yo sef!!!!:X

Post by **Gareth** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:39 am

bingolong,

well bingo... i didnt jab your moms kidneys... i straight popped those bitches.

and at least my moms could afford a pace maker. your old bitch has to have bums hit her in the chest once in a while. i told her that popeyes chicken would come back to haunt her. hahaha

jane,

pardon my now sober paraphrasing... but i think i was calling you an old moose hunter. i dont mean someone who hunts old moose, you crazy lady. i mean someone who is old that hunts moose. wait a second... this is not sober paraphrasing.

and how come when i went to the mall the other day, i saw them kicking you out of glamour shots. what did you do now?

haha, wtf am i even talking about. lol

gareth

p.s.
im such a dork. lol