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your moma sucks so much dick.
Her lips went platnuim.

yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, gets fingers stuck in her, gets thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.

yo mama is like a soccer goalie, she changes her pads every three periods.

I better stop before I get in trouble!

yo momma so ugly when she was little her momma had to coat her in drippin so the dog would play with her.
Yo momma so stupid she almost died staring at the bottle of orange concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

paulmonroe,
Yo momma so fat I had to dip her in flour to find the wet spot.

Yo' Momma' so black see needs to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesnt bite off her fingers.

Yo Momma is like a hockey team...She changes pads every three periods.

Yo Momma is like a racing car...She burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo Momma so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Momma so ugly she has 364 days to dress for Halloween.

Yo Momma such a drunk, her breast milk is Bailey Irish Cream.

Yo Momma's sucha drunk, she took a piss test and when she got her results it said "180 Proof."

Yo Momma so ugly when she cries, the tears run down the back of her head because they're scared of her face.

Yo Momma so ugly cats try and bury her when she lays in the sand at the beach.

BeenThere,
Nothing like spreading them out
You have like a month of material there :p

billyb0y,
haha. If you think that was alot, look two posts above my last and look at all the shit Honkey posted!

Q: What's the worst thing about fucking an eight-year-old boy?
A: Washing the blood out of the clown suit.

veryrude,

That's disturbing...

veryrude,
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