Van Halen To Tour This Summer With David Lee Roth

[bingolong]

hellifiknow,
...Man I would Do the the hell out of her and Bonnie "Ann Romano" Franklin!!!then throw some coke in and get her big sister Julie in on the action!!!


Pray for me...

[tamra]

bingolong,

even Schneider would be trying to get in on that, if not taping it!

[hellifiknow]

bingolong,
Am I supposed to pray for your soul, the three on one action or both?

http://www.madanthonycafe.com/news.html - Mad Anthony Cafe'

even with all the shit going on Michael Anthony's still got it together....Sammys Cabo Wabo tequilla is pretty good stuff, shits more expensive than cocaine though.

Tamra,
I had a pleasant image in my mind of those three lovely ladies naked rolling around in cocaine and you just had to mention Schneider and fuck it all up. ;p

[walrusjk]

hellifiknow,
I'd have a pre-sex conference with them to disguss the ground rules. It would go something like this...."Ok Valerie you get the tip of my knob. That's your area. Ann Ramano you get the left nut. Do not stray from that nut and Julie you have right nut duty and asshole tickling detail. Under no circumstance will there be any penetration with your fingers, That's important. You might want to keep a scented, moist towlette handy. Wipe if needed. I want to be able to hear lots of slurping sounds oh and hum the shows theme song using the row, row, row your boat trick where you come in at different times. Now remember...concentrate! Schneider you get the beer and pizza. Now one, two, three,zip, go!"

[hellifiknow]

walrusjk,
come to think of it Eddie did have cancer of the tongue so there might be something wrong with that pussy.

[tamra]

hellifiknow,

hey don't hate on Schneider. he may be saying the same thing about you "I had a perfect threesome planned, then hellifiknow comes along and fucks it all up."

[Murphdogg]

tamra,
Schneider was as pimp and pimp can get. He's like a Pimp the 4th power. If you divide his pimp game by his pimp game the answer is he's still a bad ass Hoo Hoo killin' love assasin.

[hellifiknow]

Murphdogg,
I wonder if Schneider ever thinks about kicking Kevin Dillons ass for ripping him off.

[EddieHill]

tamra, That was some smooth shit right there getting into the shows for free. I wish I would have thought of that in high school when I was dating Tonya. She could have pretended to work the concert and said I was with the press with K-SHE ha! ha! That would have been big fun. The harmonies will not be the same without Mikey , Van Halen needs to get some women to sing backup and the high shit. I say bring in some hired gun to play bass or Sean from White Zombie to play bass/sing high shit, and move Wolfgang to the 2nd guitar spot. Cheers!

[tamra]

Murphdogg,



and lmao @ Kevin Dillon. too funny and too true!