Anyone know of any practical jokes to pull on marine creatures?

[walrusjk]

I'm going whale watching on Tuesday. Wednesday I'm going kayaking on the ocean and then snorkeling. I need a good joke to play on a humpback whale (keep in mind it's mating season), a dolphin and a sea turtle. I can't wait to see the look on there face when I pull the perfect joke. Gotta go. Gotta think...

[Mister Gee]

walrusjk,

Go up to the Humpbacked whale and tell him that you are a representative of Greenpeace and as of now plankton have been registered as an endangered species and can no longer be consumed freely.

then offer him some tofu :p

Peace gee

[Murphdogg]

Mister Gee, hahahha. now that right there is funny. reminds me of the old bit where the guy was like "everyone is worried about Dolphins getting caught in Tuna nets..what about the Tuna?"