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Tell R Kelly

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Next time he puts his White Zorro outfit in the wash he should take out his girlfriends Hello Kitty Panties first.



If you have seen that new music video with him you know what I'm talking about.
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Oh fuck you guys!!!!



Thats funny shit!
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smjmcomic,
I'm with you dawg!! Somebody at the job pointed out how he calls himself the "pied piper".Now wasn't the pied piper the guy that played his flute and had all the "kids" following him? 8-O
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I can't belive he's still making music after he had sex with a 14 year old girl! If it were a 14 year old white girl they would look him up and throw away the key.


And thats fucking sad what a dubble standard ]:o(
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smjmcomic,
It is like he is doing even better now!!After a couple of months it was like everybody forgot he T.T'd on that girl! Now I saw the tape she looked 11 in the face.How do you get around that!!
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That joke was totally funny. Why is he hanging out in public in the superhero outfit? Is he making a statement?
I think I know why he's more popular than ever--his new songs have been shit-hot. I used to think he was waaaay too cheesy and weird for me to get into, but I can't get enough of Fiesta, Thoiya Thoi but especially The Ignition Remix. Even his hook on that new song rules--"We can go to the hotel--baby I will give you my room keeey!" CREEPY THOUGH!
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bingolong,



That just shows you the kinda person he really is
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"You remind me of my jeep"

Really? I didn't know R. Kelly's jeep was 12 years old...
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I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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smjmcomic,
Sorry to brake the news pa'tner! its not a double standard! If he was white there would be no mention of it what so ever! swept under the rug and forgotten about. Christ! Martha Stewart is convited to jail and she has front seats at the opening yankees game!
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