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Re: Yo' Mama
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 7:14 pm
by sidewalkgod
gpholms,
Yo Mama is so fat she gave the bath tub stretch marks.
Yo Mama is so big that when God said " Let there be light.... " He had to yell, " And Bitch get out the way! "
Re: Yo' Mama
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:57 pm
by vivaknievel
First I have to give it up to everybody here... I laughed out loud few times... but the "let there be light one" takes the cake. That shit had me rollin... *and a little tear came to Momma's eye* I gotta lotta shit I'm supposed to be doing right now, but given that it's 2am and I'm sitting here reading and laughing, and not regretting a second, should say a lot to all of you.
Fugg. Keep 'em comin, all of you. Phew!
- Jaye
Re: Yo' Mama
Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 5:12 am
by hubpluh
markvinyl,
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama’s like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Re: Yo' Mama
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 10:08 am
by ShaftSupafly
Skiny_wyt_Boy,
"Yo mammas hair's so short when she braid it,
it look like stitches"