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Yo' Mama

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:52 am
by markvinyl
Yo' mama so black, when she went to night school, she got marked absent.

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:51 pm
by gpholms
markvinyl,

Your momma so black she sweats snickers. Nutty ass hoe

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:01 pm
by Skiny_wyt_Boy
Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:03 pm
by Skiny_wyt_Boy
gpholms,

Yo momma so fat when i got done fuckin her i had to slap her ass and ride the wave in

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:48 pm
by JTF
Skiny_wyt_Boy,

Yo mama's so white she shops at KKK-Mart.

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:42 am
by jane_haze
JTF,

Yo momma such a ho bag, she drinks only bottled playboy grotto water. Mmmmm...Seeman soup...it's a meal in it's own.

You're momma so fat she use a sequoia as a toothpick.

You're momma breath smell like shit so bad, she talks to the flowers and they get hungry.

Jane

Please forgive me. I've decided to partake in a bit of absinthe today...if it's not funny, then it's your fault. Join me in my world! 8-o 8-O :p

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:13 am
by Gareth
fuckers,

all of your moms are like bricks....

flat on both sides... and laid by mexicans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


gareth

p.s.
you all have fat moms. B-)

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:18 am
by gpholms
Skiny_wyt_Boy,
Your moma so black she sweats skid marks! Shit she so black the roaches called the K.K.K. on her black ass!

She is so ugly that MTV wont even do a make over on her ass!
It is impossible. She looks lik that guy from the movie the MASK!


LAAAAAAATE!

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:23 pm
by Skiny_wyt_Boy
gpholms,

Yo mom such a slut she burns more rubbers than a nascar driver.

yo mom's like a shot gun one cock and she blows.

Re: Yo' Mama

Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 1:04 pm
by gpholms
Skiny_wyt_Boy,
Your moms pussy is so dirty her crabs have ringworm.If her asshole had hair the would move down the block.

And your moms is like weed everyone has tried her. And tell her to clean her self she smells like bong water!

LAAAAAATE!