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Your momma so black she sweats snickers. Nutty ass hoe
Yo momma so fat when i got done fuckin her i had to slap her ass and ride the wave in
Yo mama's so white she shops at KKK-Mart.
Yo momma such a ho bag, she drinks only bottled playboy grotto water. Mmmmm...Seeman soup...it's a meal in it's own.
You're momma so fat she use a sequoia as a toothpick.
You're momma breath smell like shit so bad, she talks to the flowers and they get hungry.
Please forgive me. I've decided to partake in a bit of absinthe today...if it's not funny, then it's your fault. Join me in my world! :p
all of your moms are like bricks....
flat on both sides... and laid by mexicans
you all have fat moms.
Your moma so black she sweats skid marks! Shit she so black the roaches called the K.K.K. on her black ass!
She is so ugly that MTV wont even do a make over on her ass!
It is impossible. She looks lik that guy from the movie the MASK!
Yo mom such a slut she burns more rubbers than a nascar driver.
yo mom's like a shot gun one cock and she blows.
Your moms pussy is so dirty her crabs have ringworm.If her asshole had hair the would move down the block.
And your moms is like weed everyone has tried her. And tell her to clean her self she smells like bong water!