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tamra,
Behold the M.C. of Hammer!!!!

Anditsdeeptoo,

the vapors from thy sisters corset hath cost my dragon to spill it's contents on yonder brickwork ,

and the flies that have been affected are piled high upon the ole town road like a sand ,

Anditsdeeptoo,

every time I come here I laugh at "corpulent" you went waaaay back deep into the vault

but... for all yall mommas

placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.

tamra,

lol....

Thou mother hast possesed the beauty of a goat's hind quarters, now peril spreads amongst yorn countryside as the recent invention of thine lightbulb giveth no reprive of her deformity during thine twilight.

Anditsdeeptoo,



thee moat, thee moat, thee moat is on fire! O Lord, for thou shalt forgive me, it is thy wench mother who hath bathe in thy moat.

tamra,

This thread is funny as hell!

tis2flyyy,

ain't it tho?! I still can't stop laughing at corpulent and maloderous is right behind it

got my harp playing while keeping an eye on Murph's momma in the moat... wait....

my harp playeth in the background whilst the mother of MurphDogg dost swim in the moat. alas thy foul wench stays quiet for a spell.

tamra,
Yep!

But my favorite is: [/i]placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.[/i]

THAT one had me dying laughing!!!!!! I am still over here rolling! Ah, man...whew!

shit, it reads like perfectly good English to me!!!

"Tish and Tosh, I prithee a pox upon thy wench of a mother's maidenhood to calm the salty breeze that doth emit when knees lyeth akimbo" :- Billy Shakespeare (contemporary novelist)

Peace gee

Mister Gee,

but you're cheating!! you're from that crusty ol country anyway!

thy mother's face is quite unruly. indeed. nary a man shall cross the path of her tower, for the fear of her unpleasantry is known throughout the land.