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My momma is so dumb, one time I was with her when she was filling out a job application..One of the questions was "What was your best subject in school?" She turned to me while standing in front of the manager and asks me "How do you spell English?" I was like 10 yrs old..

Momof5,


Now, you know Momof5 is a REAL person! ANybody who will snap on their own Mom, is REAL as hell!!!


Good one!
Godd Bless your Mom!

Big T

tis2flyyy,

Yeah I gotta give it up for her ,That the first snap I ever read that started with MY MOMMA 's so dumb ....

gone with your bad self Momof5

Momof5,

that was a good one. and I didn't know you and Mister Gee had the same mom. so this is a family site after all

tamra,

Ha ha ha
:lol::lol::lol:

Tryin' to sneak one in eh? (I've been accused of worse myself!)])

Don't worry, I'll let you have that one. That "English" line had me in stitches! At least our Momma was tryin! of course the act of filling out job applications doesn't really apply in your neck of the woods!

Peace gee ;p

if ignorance is bliss then my momma must be the happiest person in the world..

here's a yo momma joke I'll try out..just made it up..Don't rough me up too much.. only like that in the bedroom...

Yo momma soo cold.. yo daddy says that when she cums...Ice cubes fall out..

Momof5,

that may not be a bad thing in case FEMA forgets to show up in your area on a hot ass day.

tamra,
If that were true everyone would be fuckin the mother, collecting the cubes and selling them too all the hot folk. Then the gov't would catch wind of it then impose a tax..

Momof5,

LMFAO!!!!

Momof5,

My mama so dumb, she looked at me one day and said "Your mama so dumb, she went to night school and sit around the house!"