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Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:24 pm
by Mister Gee

Well the closest thing they got to a "miniature" version of yo momma in the Far East was when they tried to construct a statue of her many years ago. They started off by building a replica of her belt, but then they ran outta bricks. You can still see the remains of their efforts to this day, it's called the Great Wall of China :lol:

But how did you let yo momma get so big anyhow? I heard that she's so big that she gotta wear a watch on each hand cos she's in two different time zones!! (whew! THAT'S BIG!) 8-o

Peace gee

Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:05 am
by tamra
Mister Gee,
oops I kept saying miniature was misspelled but running my mouth and looking at news, and cussin' away. :)

but my momma got so fat because she ATE yo momma. why yo moms didn't come with a FDA label or nothing? wait, yo moms prolly ate that too. but now my mom's has to get the same United Nations clearance as yo moms to enter a new country. tsk, tsk, tsk ;p

Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:31 pm
by Blumpkin
yo momma's so fat, after i got done fuckin her, i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the bitch!!!

which reminds me..

yo momma's pussy so big, i gotta strap a board to my ass just to keep from fallin in! :lol: ]:o)

Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:07 am
by tamra
ummm I thought yo momma was so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, but just a blue print and tax bill because of the amount of land needed to hold her big ass.