Stupid & Ugly Snaps

[Mich007]

Here goes:

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook Minute rice.

You're so dumb, you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Your girlfriend is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator she cracked her two front teeth.

You're so dumb, if you spoke your mind you'd be speechless.

Your sister is so stupid, she went to the baker for a yeast infection.

You're so dumb, you failed Romper Room.

Your mother is so dumb, she couldn't pass a blood test.

You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at a 99¢ store.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

Your brother is so ugly, when he sits in the sand the cat tries to bury him.

Your girlfriend is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid if you were a brick.