take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
JTF,
If the US fought so hard to disassociate themselves from the English yobs, and the English fought so hard to dump their yobs around the world, how come we've both got these yobbish assholes leading our countries?
Anyway, I'm gonna stop making jokes about the country villages, one time I went there and met 4 girls all wearing different coloured lipstick, by the time I left my dick looked like a rainbow!
Peace gee
If the US fought so hard to disassociate themselves from the English yobs, and the English fought so hard to dump their yobs around the world, how come we've both got these yobbish assholes leading our countries?
Anyway, I'm gonna stop making jokes about the country villages, one time I went there and met 4 girls all wearing different coloured lipstick, by the time I left my dick looked like a rainbow!
Peace gee
Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
Man you Englanders were getting so raw with each other I forgot what foum I was in for a second!!!:lol::lol:
JTF,
Yeah I miss me some LIGHTSKIN.........
JTF,
Yeah I miss me some LIGHTSKIN.........
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
bingolong,
Mind we don't turn the rawness onto you!!! The thing that I love about Americans is that once they hear our accents they think that we're all gentlemen. I once worked in a shoe shop in LA, I sold a woman a pair of Hush-puppies 2 sizes to small for her all because I said that "They were all the rage in Europe!", as I watched her hobble out the door, I picked up my commission, bopped into the nearest titty-bar where I proceeded to entertain the countless questions of "whether or not I had ever met Princess Di" (I'll let you guess as to what my response was!)
London-style
Peace gee
Mind we don't turn the rawness onto you!!! The thing that I love about Americans is that once they hear our accents they think that we're all gentlemen. I once worked in a shoe shop in LA, I sold a woman a pair of Hush-puppies 2 sizes to small for her all because I said that "They were all the rage in Europe!", as I watched her hobble out the door, I picked up my commission, bopped into the nearest titty-bar where I proceeded to entertain the countless questions of "whether or not I had ever met Princess Di" (I'll let you guess as to what my response was!)
London-style
Peace gee
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
bingolong, 'yo man , I know you ain't 'bout to let no Tea Sucking Lymey , threaten to dis you that way.
That proper English bullshit don't fool me a bit, If you can get past those nasty gopher lookin' teeth ,you know most of those soccer hooligans suffer from ZACLEES !!
.....go ahead ask......
That proper English bullshit don't fool me a bit, If you can get past those nasty gopher lookin' teeth ,you know most of those soccer hooligans suffer from ZACLEES !!
.....go ahead ask......
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
bcddjjsc690,
South Cacalacky, where the fuck is that? I'm suprised that you even get the internet down there! I thought that you folks were still sending messages by pigeons. And I love it when you call the Brits "Limeys" that shit just tickles me! You drop it like it's some rahtid heavyweight cuss, I guess that I'll have to wait for the next pigeon to reach before you can think of something else.
And there ain't no "Soccer" fans over here, only football......go ahead and just ask!
Peace gee
South Cacalacky, where the fuck is that? I'm suprised that you even get the internet down there! I thought that you folks were still sending messages by pigeons. And I love it when you call the Brits "Limeys" that shit just tickles me! You drop it like it's some rahtid heavyweight cuss, I guess that I'll have to wait for the next pigeon to reach before you can think of something else.
And there ain't no "Soccer" fans over here, only football......go ahead and just ask!
Peace gee
Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
Mister Gee,
I know what your response was!!! I know!!!
[/i]I met her once. Well, I sort of met her. It was in France and I saw her. I tried to get her car to stop so I could get her autograph, but the driver sped up. The car did stop eventually, but I thought of how silly this whole chase scene was. I decided then that I really shouldn't bother her any more. I think she was busy then anyway...[/i]
I know what your response was!!! I know!!!
[/i]I met her once. Well, I sort of met her. It was in France and I saw her. I tried to get her car to stop so I could get her autograph, but the driver sped up. The car did stop eventually, but I thought of how silly this whole chase scene was. I decided then that I really shouldn't bother her any more. I think she was busy then anyway...[/i]
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
JTF,
Actually my response was "Maybe I shouldn't have sold Diana's driver those Timbs that were 2 sizes to small" (kinda makes it difficult to drive)
Anyway I got a knighthood when I returned to LimeyLand (oops!...maybe I've said to much..........who's that knockin at my door?)
Peace gee
Actually my response was "Maybe I shouldn't have sold Diana's driver those Timbs that were 2 sizes to small" (kinda makes it difficult to drive)
Anyway I got a knighthood when I returned to LimeyLand (oops!...maybe I've said to much..........who's that knockin at my door?)
Peace gee
Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
Mister Gee,
Just because you spent a night in the hood doesn't mean you made it to knighthood.
Night [/i]school[/i] is more likely in your future!
Just because you spent a night in the hood doesn't mean you made it to knighthood.
Night [/i]school[/i] is more likely in your future!
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Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
JTF,
I'll see you there then, front row as usual! Put me down for "Sweet Jesus 101"
Peace gee
I'll see you there then, front row as usual! Put me down for "Sweet Jesus 101"
Peace gee
Re: take the chicken nuggets and stick em up your ass!
Mister Gee,
Was it you that was tellin' me that Richard's mama was so black she used to get marked absent in night school?
If so, that was wrong to talk about Richard's mama like that!
Was it you that was tellin' me that Richard's mama was so black she used to get marked absent in night school?
If so, that was wrong to talk about Richard's mama like that!