a new disease

Post by **guyt** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:26 pm

there is a disease thats killing more black men than aids...its called child support!child support makes my paycheck look like its been smoking crack!

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:28 pm

guyt,

I think Chris Rock did that joke about taxes. "The government is on the pipe!!!!"

Post by **guyt** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:02 am

Anditsdeeptoo,
if he did he stole it from me!

Post by **BeenThere** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:40 am

guyt,
Makes sense...especially since you just stated the comparison/observation, and Chris said it...oh...I dunno...About 4-5 years ago?

Yes, I have a sense of humor.

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:38 pm

guyt,

You better go collect those royalties then bro!!

Post by **guyt** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:53 pm

BeenThere,
hey beenthere not only is your name a sign of geniuos youre also observant!youd make a great comedian!

Post by **JTF** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:01 pm

guyt,

Wrong!

Child support is like a car payment. You pay, and pay, and pay, and if you make it to the end of the payments you are left with nothing but the memories of an old ride that you wish you never had...

Post by **guyt** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:50 pm

JTF,
to you its like a car payment to me its like traveling hell! so kiss my ass bout that street joke this shit is serious! its funny when it aint your check!

Post by **JTF** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:56 pm

guyt,

Ain't no reason to get pissed off at me muthafucka. I'm in the same boat as you! I got six years of these payments left, and her mama put her in an expensive-ass private school.

So before you go getting bitchy with me, just think how a 33 cent propylactic could have saved your ass all this fucking grief. The bitch couldn't have hit your ass with this child support if the little bastards weren't yours.

Now go knock up another money hungry cunt and shut your bitch-ass pie hole, muthafucka!

Post by **BeenThere** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:05 pm

JTF,
Anyone else smellin' beef...?
Quit with that shit..

Here's a lil' Child Support joke for you all...
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

Now...aint that a REAL bitch...

and Guyt,
I sense a bit of sarcasm. That might do you well when you explain to the judge that you "forgot" to pay your monthly check.