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is rim shot another asshole joke? or a sound effect? hahahaha
thanks! hahaha. im surprised this thread still survives... im startin to stretch myself for new jokes.... lol
That's rim-job. Hey, if everyone refers to the asshole another five or six hundred times in this thread then it just may catch up with everyone's obsession with fat people. It just might even overtake it...
i know what it is.... I WAS STRETCHING IT!!!!!
everyone is a comedian.... lol
Gareth was almost not joking...
I remember those Jerry Springer and Maury shows and the topics were
"Why Won't Gareth's Mama Stop Sexually Harrasing Our Children?"
If I 'm not mistaken gpholme's,Inkblot's,Robbie's,Nick Flanaggan's,Aindiscute's,coolbreeze's,and garfy 1974's mamas were also guests!!!!
But the showstopping doozy was when jane haze's mama came out!! Gare. tell yo Mama that Jane don't get down like that okay!!!
Funny thing is to the untrained eye and under-educated mind my mom probably would fall under that category. She is one funny and extremely unique woman. No one who has ever met her forgets her, even after just one brief encounter.
And I always thought all of my friends wanted to stay the night to spend time with me...
And Bingolong, yo momma so sweet she not only did my laundry and dishes after that first-class blowjob she even balanced my checkbook and straightened up the garage before getting on her way to her next John.
I can't even front,I like your style son!!
Just tell your daddy he was right, those are not his drawers he found in the hamper......
Shit, you telling me I was sent down to hassle the wrong guy at the bar for child support when I was 8 years old? "Excuse me mister... Are you my daddy? My distended belly is real hungry and my momma says you owe us money." No wonder I always got thrown out of the place on my ass.
Robbie, if you really are my daddy my momma forgives you but I don't because I missed out on all of those fishing trips and ass whoopings for misbehaving all those years.
Then again Bingolong, you could be my daddy since you make reference to me as your son? Is it so? Please don't be just another no-good-bastard who isn't really my daddy but leads me on to believe so and go breaking my heart again by not really being him. Daddy I want to come home...
Bingolong, yo momma so sweet when she took me to the petting zoo she made sure I got to pet the pussy, and I don't remember seeing any cats there...